Dr Jack Badofsky: I initially read that as "99 year old sphincter".
chionophile: 100m in 60 seconds is equivalent to 3.7 mph. Anyone who can even sort of power walk can do that. A jog starts at about 4-4.5 mph. Granted, most people aren't 99 years old, either.
machoprogrammer: A 99 year old running, period, is rareTrue enough, except that this is not running.
tomasso: machoprogrammer: A 99 year old running, period, is rareTrue enough, except that this is not running.4 MPH is not a particularly fast walk, and that equals 100m in about 55.9 seconds."her time is believed to be unequalled by anyone in her age bracket over the distance."That's journalist-speak for "I have no clue whether that time is good or not, and I can't determine that with reasoning because there are no math classes for journalism majors."
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