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(The New York Times)   "The owner was in the back seat, wearing nothing but a straw hat and a set of false teeth that had been skillfully attached to his private parts"   ( divider line
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2014-08-06 06:28:42 PM  
That event sounds like great fun to me. Classic cars and drunk Sweeds what's not to like.
2014-08-06 06:54:24 PM  
That beats all hell out of the ricer asshats we have here in the States.

And a tremendous read. Excellent find,  subs.Has the Times started importing writers from the Telegraph obit section?
2014-08-06 06:58:49 PM  
I just browsed over the slide show and then gave it a deeper read. Those rusted out beaters are 'disneyfied' beaters...with painted rust and broken and re wielded axles...and fully rebuilt or new engines.
2014-08-06 08:19:38 PM  
Cos that was the style at the time?
2014-08-06 08:22:46 PM  
Penis dentata?
2014-08-06 08:27:57 PM  
Did he name his nuts Chopper?
2014-08-06 08:28:57 PM  
What no nipple clamps and jumper cables? Pfft, amateurs..
2014-08-06 08:32:42 PM  
Gomu Gomu No! GIANT PEON!
2014-08-06 08:50:01 PM  
You would think that with a thing for the south they  would  all want pickup trucks
2014-08-06 09:00:49 PM  
It's all fun and Games until the German shows up and start peeing and pooping over everything.
2014-08-06 09:13:05 PM  

optikeye: It's all fun and Games until the German shows up and start peeing and pooping over everything.

Well, YOU started it!!
2014-08-06 09:15:51 PM  
Sounds like he thought it was Power Big Meat instead of Power Big Meet. Something must have gotten lost in translation like his mind.
2014-08-06 09:18:14 PM  
Did it look something like this I wonder?

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2014-08-06 09:20:51 PM  
The burning question...... Whose teeth were they?
2014-08-06 10:11:43 PM  
...the  hell?
2014-08-07 12:23:24 AM  

That is all.
2014-08-07 12:26:10 AM  
"At the Swine Camp, conditions were worse. Three days of binge drinking and blistering sun had left many people incapable of speech or reason and their sunburned bodies sticky from warm beer."

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2014-08-07 01:14:24 AM  

Dionysus: Gomu Gomu No! GIANT PEON!

Eiichiro Oda was asked in a letter if Luffy could stretch his wiener just like other parts of his body.  He published the question in one of the One Piece volumes and answered that yes Luffy could.
2014-08-07 01:21:48 AM  
Oh those Ballardites, always hanging around the Fishermen's Terminal, eating lutefisk, and telling tells.
2014-08-07 11:15:34 AM  
Pontiacs, Fords, Plymouths, Cadillacs, Chevrolets - pretty much every brand of car ever manufactured on American soil - bumper to bumper into the fading daylight.
Further proof that the NY Times is a useless rag that knows nothing about what they write.

Yeah, I'm sure there were examples from Moon, Stutz, Terraplane, Marmon, Pierce Arrow, Duesenberg, Tucker, Avanti, Essex, Whippet, Rickenbacker and the hundreds and hundreds of other US car manufacturers that have existed.
2014-08-07 02:10:27 PM  
Somewhere, some woman is missing her false teeth.
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