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(PennLive)   Assault with a dead(ly) weapon? Two women, ages 47 and 64, attacked each other with the taxidermied head of an antlered deer   ( pennlive.com) divider line
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2014-08-05 09:49:03 AM  
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2014-08-05 10:09:50 AM  
Antlers are male secondary sexual organs. These were obviously bitter faux-lesbians trying to hide the fact that deep down they need something long, hard, and masculine.

Or maybe they were just drunk.
2014-08-05 10:40:54 AM  
♫ Oh, deer, what can the matter be. Two grumpy old ladies thrusting combatively... ♫
2014-08-05 10:46:26 AM  
One of them paid deerly for this.
2014-08-05 11:04:52 AM  
I really want to see the mugshots to see if they would be the type that would attack each other with a deer head.
2014-08-05 11:05:01 AM  
A "headly" weapon, maybe?
2014-08-05 11:11:52 AM  
Sigh... remember when Fark headlines used to be witty and amusing?
2014-08-05 12:07:42 PM  
Was it Hannibal?
2014-08-05 12:09:35 PM  
Were they both in rut?

/backwards, i know
2014-08-05 12:10:44 PM  
A MILF and GILF get horny?
2014-08-05 12:11:08 PM  
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2014-08-05 12:12:54 PM  
It's these types of shenanigans that give PA a bad name.
2014-08-05 12:14:35 PM  
I'll be back in a bit with an obisonia story for you all
2014-08-05 12:16:03 PM  
Sounds like they were horny.
2014-08-05 12:16:32 PM  

Solty Dog: It's these types of shenanigans that give PA a bad name.

yes, just these types
2014-08-05 12:20:16 PM  
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2014-08-05 12:20:49 PM  
I dnrtfa but was it one head or two? If 2 was it like they were sword fighting with them?
2014-08-05 12:21:23 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ Oh, deer, what can the matter be. Two grumpy old ladies thrusting combatively... ♫

 ...they went at it with bits of a dead deer... 
2014-08-05 12:26:12 PM  
Nope.  Chuck Testa.
2014-08-05 12:44:53 PM  
OK, My family owned two of the longest running family operated general stores in the USA. One was in Orbisonia.
I stopped in one day and me distant cousins were behind the counter, and they didn't recognize me. I asked them why the town was named Orbisonia. they didn't know. I told them it was named after Roy Obison. Like Jim Thorpe, PA. They believed me. Anyway, if you are driving through that way this summer, be advised the road is under construction and the creemee stand is open with a shade tent and a huge fan to keep you cool.
2014-08-05 12:50:20 PM  
I like the 64 year old, but she doesn't have the legs to go 12 rounds anymore.
2014-08-05 12:51:11 PM  

TheHighlandHowler: A "headly" weapon, maybe?

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2014-08-05 12:56:58 PM  
We need to pass legislation outlawing deer heads with more that 7 point antlers.
2014-08-05 01:44:10 PM  
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2014-08-05 01:49:59 PM  
Did she have a nice rack?
2014-08-05 01:55:35 PM  
First thing I thought of was Richardson from Deadwood.
2014-08-05 02:07:26 PM  
I'm a little disappointed that "terroristic threats" wasn't somehow included.
2014-08-05 03:57:26 PM  
Best use of "Weird" tag I've seen this month.
2014-08-05 07:05:25 PM  

Solty Dog: It's these types of shenanigans that give PA a bad name.

Hmmm that's one solution to the deer over-population problem - make weapons out of them.
2014-08-05 07:59:30 PM  
If only there were a good guy with a deer head there at the time.

/where's a taxidermist when you need one?
2014-08-05 09:18:26 PM  
Best. Thunderdome. Ever.
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