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(WFLX West Palm Beach)   When you throw handfuls of coke out of your driver's side window, you need to make sure the car driving behind you--the one with the flashing blue lights--isn't the police   ( wflx.com) divider line
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2014-08-04 02:08:03 PM  
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2014-08-04 12:49:02 PM  
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Coke defenestration is no laughing matter.
2014-08-04 02:50:24 PM  
1 vote:

...handfuls of crack cocaine...

Ineffective smokescreen!

Detectives say they saw a razor blade fly out of the car as well.

OK, ...apparently the only sharp thing in that car.
2014-08-04 02:43:57 PM  
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Clint_Torres: Breland was arrested and charged with fleeing and eluding, possession of cocaine with intent to sell within 1000 feet of a park, tampering with evidence, driving with a suspended license and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Not to stick up for the dumbass, but I'm sure this was tacked on afterwards. As in, 'we managed to stop him near a park, so let's add that to the list'.

/cops suck
//idiots like this suck also

"Siri, show me a route to Timbuktu that is more than 1000 feet from any park. Quick!"
2014-08-04 02:12:22 PM  
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2014-08-04 12:26:17 PM  
1 vote:
Here's your sign...
2014-08-04 12:24:57 PM  
1 vote:
They'll be more lenient if you're throwing handfuls of Dr. Pepper.
2014-08-04 12:01:13 PM  
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Do you know why I pulled you over?
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