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Fano: I'm sure he was having a little romance. A true one.
busy chillin': Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.
Hack Patooey: I dunno, throwing a coke bottle like this might get the cops off your tail.[31.media.tumblr.com image 850x567]
Clint_Torres: Breland was arrested and charged with fleeing and eluding, possession of cocaine with intent to sell within 1000 feet of a park, tampering with evidence, driving with a suspended license and possession of drug paraphernalia.Not to stick up for the dumbass, but I'm sure this was tacked on afterwards. As in, 'we managed to stop him near a park, so let's add that to the list'./cops suck//idiots like this suck also
Trance750: Actually blue lights are not the police. Blue or yellow lights are on tow trucks and other non-emergency vehiclesPolice cruisers have red and blue lights/Yes I know I am nitpicking
jehovahs witness protection: Trance750: Actually blue lights are not the police. Blue or yellow lights are on tow trucks and other non-emergency vehiclesPolice cruisers have red and blue lights/Yes I know I am nitpickingPigs around here only have blue lights.
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