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1908 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Aug 2014 at 12:00 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-08-01 08:35:10 PM  
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2014-08-01 08:36:07 PM  
"Hey baby, they may call us little people, but I'm a big boy where it counts, meet me at my trailer after the show, ok?"
2014-08-01 08:39:05 PM  
I am sucking your life force into my hat.  Soon you will be nothing but a dried out husk.  And when I stop I'll finally take my hand out of your friend's ass.
2014-08-01 09:40:18 PM  
"How about you sit on my head, and I have a seizure?"
2014-08-02 08:19:27 AM  
"Does my shape remind you of anything?"
2014-08-02 08:20:24 AM  
"Hey cutie, wanna taste something funny?"
2014-08-02 09:14:48 AM  
Yes, my name is Beldar. You may have seen my movie.
2014-08-02 12:06:23 PM  
"Just the tip, ladies?"
2014-08-02 12:06:58 PM  
Welcome, new disciples. Today begins the first step of your journey towards mastery of the spiritual/physical study of Goa Tse, in which you will learn to expand your whole beyond which you can now imagine through the sacred use of stretching.By the third week you will know why I am wearing this particular hat.
2014-08-02 12:10:07 PM  
Two girls, One cone.
2014-08-02 12:11:03 PM  
How YOU doin'?
2014-08-02 12:12:19 PM  
"Hey ladies, mind if I put two in your streamers and one in your steamers?"
2014-08-02 12:13:32 PM  
"Our daughter is beautiful, isn't she?"
2014-08-02 12:14:37 PM  
We are from France.
2014-08-02 12:14:59 PM  
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"Did you give her the "special" tea?"
2014-08-02 12:16:18 PM  
Well, they paid for a show, didn't they?
2014-08-02 12:19:29 PM  
"Two things on me honk."
2014-08-02 12:21:11 PM  
"Wanna go for a drive with me and forty of my friends?... Afterward, I'll let you see the Big Top."
2014-08-02 12:27:47 PM  
"You are sooooo cute"

"OMFG, I'm going to fark two women"

"Who farted y'all?"
2014-08-02 12:41:33 PM  
Where's your tits?
2014-08-02 01:12:45 PM  
A little song, a little dance, a little ME down your pants?
2014-08-02 01:34:22 PM  
I'll buy THAT for a dollar

way down here.  Way down here
2014-08-02 01:35:36 PM  
Who wants a ride on the tilt a whirl?
2014-08-02 01:37:45 PM  
Why don't you ladies wait for me in the car with Tipsy, Bobo, Woohoo, Bonkers, Flimflam, Ziggy, Sarah Palin, and Wakko.
2014-08-02 02:35:54 PM  
Ever get down with a clown?
2014-08-02 02:40:47 PM  
My name is Eric.
2014-08-02 03:01:49 PM  
"Ever made it with a representative of the Lollypop Guild?"
2014-08-02 03:32:29 PM panties! Wanna sprinkle some gold glitter down there and make me look like Pat Tribett?
2014-08-02 03:57:41 PM  
"I go by many names...Bozo, Dildo, and Crusty."
2014-08-02 03:58:27 PM  
"I go by many names...Bozo, Dildo, and Crusty.  In that order."
2014-08-02 05:13:34 PM  
Maxi-clown tampons. For all your heavy-flow needs
2014-08-02 06:23:35 PM  
Babe they don't call me the Elephant man for nothin'.

D'aww who's a cute widdle man.

Little?! You ever hear of clown car pants? Why don't we go back to my place later and I'll show you who's "little".
2014-08-02 06:43:11 PM  
Did you know I was in the Wizard of Oz?!
2014-08-03 04:17:48 AM  
"Does it bother anyone else that the mime was talking?...

2014-08-03 06:43:09 PM  
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Insane Clown Pusse?

Peter Shrinkage?

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