pushcart: BitwiseShift: Those bags are awesome -- what else can you buy for $0.59 that's so useful.In Austin you have to bring your own bags to the grocery store because green. I can put a week's groceries in an IKEA sack. Best thing ever.Fark those one-item plastic store bags anyway. They are a dumbass idea. You can't even pick up dog shiat with them without getting shiat on your hand because the farkers are about an angstrom thick and anything heavier than hummingbird breast down pokes a hole in them that you don't see until there's dog shiat on your hand and your wife laughs her ass off.
ArcadianRefugee: "How would you feel if it was your grandmother or grandfather?" she wrote.Wouldn't care. Mostly because a pile of bones is\n't and never was my grandmother or grandfather. My grandmother and grandfather are dead; what's left is just what they lived in. No more a big deal what happens to that than, say, what happens to some of their old clothes, or the building they lived in in Brooklyn./people need to get over it
BitwiseShift: Those bags are awesome -- what else can you buy for $0.59 that's so useful.
baconbeard: Has anyone ever actually called the IKEA support line?I imagine that if someone ever does, there will be a bunch of people somewhere in Sweden staring at some phone in amazement and confusion.
Bondith: Calcium's a metal. A metal you can cut with a knife, but a metal nonetheless.
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