nmrsnr: I chuckled a the headline, Subby.
DeaH: Look, after the last session of the Supreme Court, if Democratic voter turn-out is low, we might as well hand the keys of the country over to the Republicans.
somedude210: nmrsnr: I chuckled a the headline, Subby.*bows* thank you. I'm proud of both this and the "Crist: What an asshole" headlines
Diogenes: DeaH: Look, after the last session of the Supreme Court, if Democratic voter turn-out is low, we might as well hand the keys of the country over to the Republicans.That would be like making Gary Busey your designated driver. Sure, the ride will be exciting but you're going to end up in a flaming, bloody wreck in the end.
Cletus C.: The voters Democrats need to get out are probably only vaguely aware there is such a thing as a Supreme Court.
quatchi: I too wish that the Dems break their usual pattern of sitting out midterms to their own detriment.I would also like a cookie and maybe a pony who's butt plays the opening notes of Ode to Joy when it farts.And a flying car.What I'm saying is I'm hoping for this but not betting the family farm on it happening.
Nemo's Brother: Uneducated, low-information voters tend to only vote for the Presidential election. And even then, sometimes with the prodding and free transportation to the polls to do so.
Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 497x768]
clambam: Should I head up to New Hampshire and try to sway the election there?
d23: Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 497x768]I'm a libby lib lib, and I *love* Waffle House.
Pants full of macaroni!!: Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 497x768]Sticking It To The LibsSince 1988, the ONLY thing that matters.
ferretman: Low democratic voter turn out will be blamed on Republicans; due to "racism, voter ID requirements and redistricting".
sweetmelissa31: Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 497x768]Is "Buzzpo" like Buzzfeed for Republicans? I did not think there could be a stupider website than Buzzfeed butI guess "40 horses who will make you rethink life" was too liberal.
Headso: ferretman: Low democratic voter turn out will be blamed on Republicans; due to "racism, voter ID requirements and redistricting".the disenfranchisement efforts by republicans also include eliminating early voting and making it harder for college kids to vote you forgot to include those in your list.
Rapmaster2000: OMG. Buzzpo is my new favorite webpage. There are so many great headlines. I love this one:Wise Words From Rep. Steve King
MindStalker: Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 497x768]I'm a libby, lib, lib, but raised in the South. I love me some Waffle House (In limited quantities of course).
Needlessly Complicated: OMG.Illegal immigrants ain't nothin' like baby Jesus wherein a cowardly person referring to himself as "staff writer" contradicts the words of an archbishop who argues that, like Jesus, immigrant children are running from a violent situation. I mean wow./why did I go look at that website?!
BarrRepublican: You guys don't understand - Waffle House is for good righteous upstanding sons of the south.THOSE People eat at Huddle House. With their EBT cards no less!Unless you thought "liberal" actually meant liberal and wasn't just another dog whistle term.
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