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(   Friends of George Michael are worried about his well-being as he no longer likes to go-go outside of his home and when those closest to him try to reach out to him he leaves them hanging on like a yo-yo   ( divider line
    More: Sad, George Michael, Jerry Hall, mansions, Wham, Kate Moss  
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2014-07-27 05:18:40 PM  
3 votes:
Who's watching the banana stand?
2014-07-27 07:44:02 PM  
2 votes:
I'm going with a terminal case of guilty feet.
2014-07-27 10:37:24 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe the paparazzi has just gotten too much for him, and Ricky isn't watching his back. ex tras
2014-07-27 05:47:47 PM  
1 vote:
2014-07-27 05:00:08 PM  
1 vote:
die young, stay pretty/oops, too late
2014-07-27 04:48:44 PM  
1 vote:
I have faith that Farkers will user their freedom to turn this thread into a pun-fest during which those involve will monkey with song titles while the rest of us will be praying for time for it to be over.
2014-07-27 04:43:35 PM  
1 vote:
What's the over/under on the number of piss-filled milk bottles at his home?
2014-07-27 04:43:11 PM  
1 vote:
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But without ready access to George Michael's perfect bum, how will scientists calibrate their instruments?
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