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(TMZ)   Not news: A New York man is suing Starbucks. News: Claiming the staff put heroin and Ambien in his Oprah Chai tea. Fark: six months before they even started serving Oprah Chai tea   ( tmz.com) divider line
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2014-07-26 02:16:31 PM  
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Oprah chai tea?? Oprah, as in, the talk show host woman? Has her own tea being served at Stabucks in NYC? Forgive me, as a non-New Yorker this all seems very strange.
2014-07-26 04:30:50 PM  
1 vote:

Bathia_Mapes: ongbok: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Oprah chai tea?? Oprah, as in, the talk show host woman? Has her own tea being served at Stabucks in NYC? Forgive me, as a non-New Yorker this all seems very strange.

Arnold Palmer ice tea? Arnold Palmer as in the golfer? Has his own ice tea being sold by a major company across the country? Forgive me, as a non-golfer this all seems very strange.

/Somebody doesn't seem to understand celebrity product branding

It's been around for years and is a combination of iced tea & lemonade. Arnold Palmer (drink)

Tasty too

It seems that two of you completely missed the point.
2014-07-26 04:12:54 PM  
1 vote:

baconbeard: Is it made with real Oprah's?

That is the only reason I would buy it.  He should be kicked in the balls until his nose bleeds for putting another nickel in that coonts pocket.
2014-07-26 03:47:09 PM  
1 vote:

ZMugg: Fun Fact: Her birth name is Orpah, but nobody could pronounce it correctly, so Oprah stuck.

Sure that wasn't because it sounded too much like

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2014-07-26 03:13:01 PM  
1 vote:

Grahor: A serious question. Isn't "Chai" actually just means "Tea"? Oprah Tea Tea? (not going to even start on "Oprah" being there)

Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo, who was one of the Marx brothers along with Groucho and Karlo.  So really when you ask for an Oprah chai tea, you're saying "I'd like a Marxist utopia bowl of duck soup tea tea, Dr. Phil."
d23 [BareFark]
2014-07-26 03:06:43 PM  
1 vote:
Um.. I know there are law people in the farker community...

Can't a judge just recognize that the case is absurd on its face and throw it out?
2014-07-26 02:47:34 PM  
1 vote:
Not news: man sues business

Still not news: man with mental illness sues business
2014-07-26 02:31:32 PM  
1 vote:
I had an extra hard time sleeping last night, so I remember taking an extra half Ambien and one finger of scotch.

This morning, 3 fingers of Scotch is gone and my $300 Juicer is already shipped out from Amazon.

2014-07-26 02:17:45 PM  
1 vote:
I'm gonna guess he's representing himself. What lawyer in his right mind would take on a case so obviously based on crazy?
2014-07-26 02:16:34 PM  
1 vote:
Is it made with real Oprah's?
2014-07-26 01:27:04 PM  
1 vote:
Thanks, now I have a visual of Oprah doing Tai Chi.
2014-07-26 01:24:10 PM  
1 vote:
I'm off to Starbucks to get an Oprah Chai Tea.  Anyone else want one?
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