jake_lex: I'm off to Starbucks to get an Oprah Chai Tea. Anyone else want one?
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Oprah chai tea?? Oprah, as in, the talk show host woman? Has her own tea being served at Stabucks in NYC? Forgive me, as a non-New Yorker this all seems very strange.
Bathysphere: jake_lex: I'm off to Starbucks to get an Oprah Chai Tea. Anyone else want one?Yes please, triple shot of ambien, heroin- free, with a vicodin substitute.
asdrabael: So whats the tipping protocol for a heroin and ambien chai tea?
Thudfark: Is Chai tea anything like salsa sauce?
Giltric: Oprah tea oprah chai life goes on brah......
FarkingStan: Test Market early release? I mean I could see that becoming a staple product if it tested well...
Somaticasual: Why do they even need the heroin or the ambien? Hasn't the author met a starbucks melted candy bar in a cup addict?
ongbok: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Oprah chai tea?? Oprah, as in, the talk show host woman? Has her own tea being served at Stabucks in NYC? Forgive me, as a non-New Yorker this all seems very strange.Arnold Palmer ice tea? Arnold Palmer as in the golfer? Has his own ice tea being sold by a major company across the country? Forgive me, as a non-golfer this all seems very strange./Somebody doesn't seem to understand celebrity product branding
BigLuca: I had an extra hard time sleeping last night, so I remember taking an extra half Ambien and one finger of scotch.This morning, 3 fingers of Scotch is gone and my $300 Juicer is already shipped out from Amazon.FAN-tastic
Grahor: A serious question. Isn't "Chai" actually just means "Tea"? Oprah Tea Tea? (not going to even start on "Oprah" being there)
katerbug72: What the fark is Oprah Chai tea?
Mugato: I've never had a Starbuck's coffee, heroin or Ambien but if I were to cash in my 401k to buy a cup of Starbucks, I'd go with the heroin. I've heard some farked up shiat about Ambien.
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