MaudlinMutantMollusk: /and look! That story is from April 2012!
TrainingWheelsNeeded: While both of those are excellent daily practices, it's a shame there isn't a human around to do this. I got my son covered -I take care of my kids! - Chris Rock
bobothemagnificent: Didn't she also say something about letting us all eat cake?
loveblondieo: He did try to warn us.
Sin_City_Superhero: The kind that questions your robotness?
Persnickety: wanted for questioning.
Whatthefark: Drop and give me 15 pushups. You have 20 seconds to comply.
nickdaisy: Why is her majesty doing anything? (The following reasoning applies to that whack job Nancy, the white haired Bush and the mom of the hot twins Bush, and that guy Bill married too)First Ladies are not elected. It's not even a constitutional title, let alone office. It's absurd that being married to the president had turned into a political tool and that we have to fun these idiots. From just say no to just say no transfat, it's all unconstitutonal and it's all preposterous.
Bith Set Me Up: What teabaggers think these robots are like:[www.stanwinstonschool.com image 536x800]What they're actually like:[s3.amazonaws.com image 640x430]
mrmopar5287: Is there anyone else out there that wishes Michelle would just give it up already? There are a few rules I follow in life:1. I don't take money advice from broke people.2. I don't take parenting advice from people with kids in prison or drug rehab.3. I don't take diet advice from people with an ass a yard wide.Michelle is the broad who married the guy who got elected President. She doesn't have a job title and doesn't have jack to do with how the government runs anything.
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