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(Politico)   I must be getting old, my left leg works better than the right one. I keep making left turns and I don't know why   ( politico.com) divider line
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2014-07-24 10:46:39 AM  
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MaudlinMutantMollusk: I wasn't a liberal until the Fark Independents™ convinced me I was one

I wasn't a liberal until the Fark Independents convinced me to take a look at their policy suggestions :D
2014-07-24 04:06:45 PM  
2 votes:
i don't support murdering all white christians, yet I found myself drifting leftwards
2014-07-24 03:54:09 PM  
2 votes:
My grandparents were upset that Social Security and Medicare were now being considered 'entitlements'. They would defend the programs all while denouncing Obama and the liberal media and the evil liberals in Congress. With a straight face.
2014-07-25 03:19:33 PM  
1 vote:

Gulper Eel: I didn't move left or right. The left and right went authoritarian.

It doesn't help that I live in New York where choosing between left and right is like choosing between Mos Eisley and Detroit.

Still waiting for evidence of "the left" going authoritarian.
2014-07-24 05:30:59 PM  
1 vote:
I've got one leg that's quite a bit shorter than the other two.
2014-07-24 04:24:41 PM  
1 vote:

quatchi: That all noted, what specific reasons would a former WSJ reporter and writer of books about the military have for identifying with the left?

*clicks link*

The Iraq war fiasco? The torture scandal? The use of lawless mercenaries? Intelligence officials run amok? Growing income equality?

Yeah, those are some pretty good reasons.

Rupert Murdoch buying out the WSJ and turning it into Fox News for the rich?  Also a good reason.
2014-07-24 04:06:47 PM  
1 vote:



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2014-07-24 03:54:09 PM  
1 vote:

quatchi: You didn't move left.

The country lurched right and where you were standing is now left.

i guess you could say he...

...got left behind

2014-07-24 10:47:57 AM  
1 vote:
Nascar drivers. smh.
2014-07-24 10:42:18 AM  
1 vote:
I wasn't a liberal until the Fark Independents™ convinced me I was one
2014-07-24 10:36:43 AM  
1 vote:

the_rev: But... if your left leg worked "better" than the right one, you'd be making right turns.

I was thinking of more power to the left leg, not necessarily a stopped tank track analogy. but thanks for ruining my headline, jerk :D
2014-07-24 09:54:38 AM  
1 vote:
But... if your left leg worked "better" than the right one, you'd be making right turns.
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