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2014-07-23 10:10:41 AM  
6 votes:
Now's your first and undoubtedly only chance to touch macaque, you better take it while you can, Fatass because when these tranquilizer's wear off I'm not going to find you even remotely doable.
2014-07-23 10:15:05 AM  
4 votes:
When I included "I want a hippopotamus for christmas" in my holiday mixtape, i didn't think the zookeepers would take it literally.
2014-07-23 10:03:40 AM  
4 votes:
Monkey: Wait for the sign. Then all prisoners will be released.

Monkey: [staring at the humans outside the enclosure] You will perish in flame! You and all your kind!
2014-07-23 10:18:05 AM  
3 votes:
Look at me when I ask you a question. Did ... you ... eat ... my ... bananas?
2014-07-23 10:10:29 AM  
3 votes:
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
2014-07-23 01:24:52 AM  
3 votes:
Hippo: Look, dude, no offense, but I know you're a monkey, and flinging poo is part of what you do, but could'ya know, maybe just aim for the humans, I'm really gettin tired of stepping on your  stuff.
2014-07-23 11:06:31 AM  
2 votes:
It's perfectly acceptable to wear hairy chaps on Casual Friday.  The fact that they're assless in inconsequential.
2014-07-23 10:58:04 AM  
2 votes:

strangeluck: Hippo: Look, dude, no offense, but I know you're a monkey, and flinging poo is part of what you do, but could'ya know, maybe just aim for the humans, I'm really gettin tired of stepping on your  stuff.

Monkey:  Oh, you're a fine one to talk, Mr. "High Pressure Poo shooter"!
2014-07-23 10:38:32 AM  
2 votes:
Staring contest, ready, go...
2014-07-23 10:38:25 AM  
2 votes:
Blink. Blink. Blink,blink,blink,blink,blink,blink,blink,blink,blink,blink,blink,blin k,blink,blink,blink,blink,blink!
2014-07-23 10:30:12 AM  
2 votes:
Look, man, we can get along.  You can stay hungry hungry, and I'll stay in my barrel.
2014-07-23 10:24:38 AM  
2 votes:
'Tis but thy name that is my enemy, thou art thyself though not a Monkey. What is Monkey? It is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face, nor tail, nor red chapped ass nor any other part belonging to a monkey?. Oh, what's in a name? That which we call poo by any other word would smell as sweet; so Hippo would, were he not Hippo called, retain that dear perfection to which he owes without that title. Hippo, doff thy name! And for thy name, which is no part of thee, take all myself.

/now with votey
2014-07-23 10:16:05 AM  
2 votes:
I'm not your buddy, guy.
2014-07-23 10:10:06 AM  
2 votes:
"It's on. Midnight, gate C. Don't be late"
2014-07-23 10:09:06 AM  
2 votes:
Hey man, I know it gets boring in here, but huffing sand isn't the answer.
2014-07-23 03:42:46 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, hey, I'm a Monkey
And people say I monkey around.
But I'm too busy swinging
To put any hippo down.
2014-07-23 10:56:36 AM  
1 vote:
"I said, 'None shall pass, you fat slob!'"
2014-07-23 10:45:21 AM  
1 vote:
"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before."
2014-07-23 10:33:00 AM  
1 vote:
I must break you.
2014-07-23 10:31:04 AM  
1 vote:
What's with all the Chihuahuas? They need to send them back to Mexico. This is America!
2014-07-23 06:36:03 AM  
1 vote:
Who are you callin' a monkey, black man?
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