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(Sun Sentinel)   Not news: Woman decides to go to the mall. News: While drunk and with the 5-year-old boy she is watching. Fark: She yells at paramedics, told the officer she was just "looking for her car," stumbled in to the road with the boy and spit at an officer   ( sun-sentinel.com) divider line
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2014-07-22 10:06:09 AM  
When drunken babysitting is outlawed, only criminals will have drunken babysitters.
2014-07-22 01:07:21 PM  
Wha' u think ur bedder than me??? Huh?? Do ya?
2014-07-22 01:08:14 PM  
2014-07-22 01:09:05 PM  
This was the disturbing scene at the Town Center at Boca Raton mall

Boca Raton? She must have upset some gated community retirees with her shenanigans.
2014-07-22 01:10:20 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Wha' u think ur bedder than me??? Huh?? Do ya?

Qué. ¿Crees que eres mejor que yo? Vos si?
2014-07-22 01:10:47 PM  
It's all about makin that G,T,A...
2014-07-22 01:13:18 PM  
It really is true. Blonds DO have more fun

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2014-07-22 01:15:03 PM  
That poor kid is doomed.
2014-07-22 01:30:27 PM  
I didn't realize people still went to the mall.
2014-07-22 01:37:14 PM  
HELP WANTED: New babysitter needed for my delightful five year old boy. Must love shopping, Ninja Turtles and meeting Police and Fire Department members. Must be energetic and fun loving.
2014-07-22 01:47:09 PM  
The Aristocrats?
2014-07-22 01:47:36 PM  
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2014-07-22 04:14:59 PM  
Was she carrying a pressure cooker?
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