doomjesse: "grande double mocha chip chai decaf soymilk Frappuccino" is that even possible? Maybe I'm not hipster enough but I have never ordered "soymilk" (not sure that's possible all by itself), or decaf (what's the point of ordering coffee then?) , or Frappuccino (because lets be honest, cold coffee is the work of Satan sucking the soul of any pleasure you might get).
doomjesse: decaf (what's the point of ordering coffee then
DubyaHater: That......that was satire right? Because no one is that douchy.
doofusgumby: Frapachinos are liquid crack.
Bumblefark: doofusgumby: Frapachinos are liquid crack.So, a drink that tastes like ass?Yeah. That sounds about right.
machoprogrammer: What a bunch of smug, pretentious, hipster douchebags.
Mugato: machoprogrammer: What a bunch of smug, pretentious, hipster douchebags.There aren't any other kind.
doomjesse: "grande double mocha chip chai decaf soymilk Frappuccino" is that even possible?
AngryDragon: "I can't believe I'm going into a corporate location," he said.Yet there you are. God I hate hypocrisy.
Rwa2play: Lemme guess, because of Starbucks opening in Williamsburg now hipsters are looking for the next neighborhood they want to invade?
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