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(WYFF 4 Greenville)   Stealing cases of Bud Light in an armed robbery is a pretty good indication that you have failed in both life and in taste perception   ( wyff4.com) divider line
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2014-07-21 05:53:15 PM  
Foster then got into the van and drove in reverse in an attempt to hit the manager with the vehicle, according to the report. The manager pushed the

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2014-07-21 08:21:50 PM  
Hey! Some people LIKE piss.
2014-07-21 08:24:15 PM  

RainDawg: Hey! Some people LIKE piss.

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2011-08-24/news/os-saggy-pants-b ee r-thief-arrest-20110824_1_acuff-road-saggy-pants-beer

Some guy stole budlight and tripped over his sagging pants.

You can't get worse then this.
2014-07-21 08:24:23 PM  
Let's go....to prison.
2014-07-21 08:33:59 PM  
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your high brow hipster indiana pail ale doesn't have spuds!
2014-07-21 08:34:55 PM  
Weird,  I know that if I was going to do something similar I'd at least grab the expensive stuff.

Unless all they had was Bud,  then i'd just buy a few and go home,  if i had to have beer.

/I'd bet the local water has a higher alcohol percentage.
2014-07-21 08:46:09 PM  
I use Bud Light to wash out my fish tank.
2014-07-21 08:52:49 PM  
First Coors. Now Bud. Whats next Miller?
2014-07-21 09:00:30 PM  
How do you perceive what isn't there?
2014-07-21 09:02:55 PM  
He probably thought it was bottled water.
2014-07-21 09:04:52 PM  
Drinking some Bud Light right now actually so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.

//not really
///my balls itch
2014-07-21 09:08:44 PM  
I like Bud Light.
2014-07-21 09:15:38 PM  
Should have stolen the double hopped pumpkin amber summer brew by that company with the funny name called Vomiting Cow which is actually owned by Anheuser-Busch.  Ahh, yes, nothing like drinking that lukewarm on a hot summer day watching the game
2014-07-21 09:23:50 PM  
I had a Bud Light once.  I told the bartender, hey, put this piss back in the horse you got it from.

Well at least it doesn't taste like a Premier!!! RIP James Garner..

2014-07-21 10:31:16 PM  
Should I not have done that?
2014-07-22 12:30:42 AM  
The manager pushed the

Because he had a
2014-07-22 07:09:52 AM  
That's why you should steal Natural Ice instead so you can be this awesome:

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