Friction8r: stonelotus: Friction8r: A pitbull attacked my Akita once...bad mistake. My Akita reversed the hold, put the pitbull down and had him by the throat when I got there. I grabbed the pitbull by the collar and launched him like a discus about 30 feet. The owner biatched until everyone at the dog park told her to get her stupid dog out of the park. VERY satisfying!
/screw pitbulls
//and their ghetto owners

/CSB

Thanks. Here's another: concert in city park. Crowds flock to tent due to rain. Couple bring their pitbulls into tent near children. Lightning strikes. Dogs get upset and lunge at children. Entire crowd tells owners to leave NOW and take their psycho dogs with them or die. Again...VERY satisfying!
/screw pitbulls
//and their ghetto owners

Here's one for you... This guy I knew used to always take his pitbull with him in his old 70's customized van whenever he would go fishing.  He'd always stop at McDonald's and get his dog a happy meal.  The dog LOVED happy meals but he usually tore the toys to shreds LOL.  Anyway, this one day it was really rainy but my friend decided to go fishing anyway. It was thundering something fierce and it was one of those days that looked like nighttime in the middle of the day.  You could smell a faint hint of ozone from the lightning strikes.  If you've never gone fishing in the rain I highly recommend it.  Something about the raindrops hitting the water brings out the lunkers.  Like they think it's bugs landing on the water or something. My buddy and his dog were cruising along like they always did, the dog's window rolled down so he could stick his snout out the window, rain coming in the window, Led Zeppelin IVcranked up on the stereo.

They had both just finished their lunch from McDonalds and were almost to the creek when a mother squirrel and her brood of baby squirrels made an attempt to cross the slick road in front of the van.  My friend instinctively hit the brakes and wrenched the steering wheel to avoid splattering the little squirrel family all over hell and creation.  When he did, he just narrowly avoided the squirrels but his van went into a sideways slide.  The wheels hit a dry spot of road that had been shielded from the rain by a big elm tree, grabbed hold of the asphalt, and highsided the van.  The van rolled once down the wet grassy embankment on the side of the road and came to an abrupt stop.  The pitbull was flung free of the van through the half open window but Paul was still inside.  He was knocked out cold but still held in place by his seatbelt.  The pit loyally stayed by his master's side until a passing driver stopped when he saw the van pitched in the ditch.  The driver approached the van but my friend's dog made no aggressive moves toward the driver.  He seemed to sense this guy was here to help.

When the EMT/Fire Rescue showed up they had to use the Jaws Of Life to pry the driver's side door open.  When they got the door open and stuck their heads inside to check on my friend, Stairway to Heaven was still playing on the stereo!  Oh, and when the passerby stopped?  The dog chased down and ate those farking squirrels.