TheOnion: Maybe she should have kept a spreadsheet and logged the details
fusillade762: Jizz thread?
433: fusillade762: Jizz thread?Is there such a thing as a SFW jizz image?
inclemency: https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=oF7LU9W2N9SiyASm64B 4&url=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dra58oCnMaV8&cd=2&ved=0CCAQtwI wAQ&usg=AFQjCNFRwKJ4SmZ7j0eNwj32ULBtgZNQPQ
Lsherm: Funny, it's usually the other way around for me.
doofusgumby: inclemency: https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=oF7LU9W2N9SiyASm64B 4&url=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dra58oCnMaV8&cd=2&ved=0CCAQtwI wAQ&usg=AFQjCNFRwKJ4SmZ7j0eNwj32ULBtgZNQPQAlpha betti spagetti
Dahnkster: What's up, Doc?
MellwoodDitworthy: The Perp. ( gack )
nickdaisy: A lot of people don't realize this but the modern facial is derived from the ancient Japanese tradition of "bukkake." According to this centuries old ritual, it is the first night privilege of a newly married man's friends to gather in a circle around their associate's bride and collectively.... well, you can guess.There's been some stuff online alleging that this is not accurate and that the origins of bukkake are an urban legend that simplify and perhaps even insult Japanese culture-- but that's entirely untrue.There was actually an entire episode of mythbusters about this. It's an ancient custom. Bukkake at a Japanese wedding is akin to trick or treating on Halloween in the USA, or eating a cod on Canada Day in Newfoundland. It's just what people do to celebrate.
MellwoodDitworthy: The Perp. ( gack )[www.guns.com image 633x695]
Kittypie070: [i.imgur.com image 600x450]
demaL-demaL-yeH: Kittypie070: [i.imgur.com image 600x450]Why would you do that to heavy cream?Heavy cream is for making pastry.And ice cream.And coffee.
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