RexTalionis: He's been calling a ceasefire for at least two months.Only, his idea of a ceasefire is when the Ukrainian military doesn't shoot at the rebels, while the rebels re-arm with armaments and "volunteers" from Russia and continue shooting at the Ukrainian military. That's what happened when the last ceasefire was announced by Ukraine's Poroshenko. Separatists violated that "ceasefire" 120 times.
uber humper: It must now be obvious to him that the Ukrainians have better SAM capabilities than previously thought
jake_lex: "Putin is playing chess, and I think we are playing marbles - and I don't think it's even close...They've been running circles around us."--Rep, Mike Rogers, (R-IN), Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, on Fox News Sunday, March 2, 2014
Rapmaster2000: But the world knows that Vladimir Putin is the one who really deserves that Nobel Peace Prize.
Bith Set Me Up: [www.trbimg.com image 594x396]"We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Shall I have your ship standing by?""Evacuate, in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!"
Kumana Wanalaia: jake_lex: "Putin is playing chess, and I think we are playing marbles - and I don't think it's even close...They've been running circles around us."--Rep, Mike Rogers, (R-IN), Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, on Fox News Sunday, March 2, 2014Sure... that's why Putin is getting weaker and weaker while the US position strengthens.Haters gonna hate.
janzee: Couldn't Putin just order it?
Kittypie070: Republicans praising the President of Russia[i.imgur.com image 464x434]Seriously, if Ron was still around and in his right mind that's what he just might be saying.
jake_lex: It was just surreal around that time seeing Republicans praising the President of Russia -- of Russia!-- over the President of the United States.
Snarfangel: He wants a ceasefire so he can find the real killer.
Bith Set Me Up: Kittypie070: Republicans praising the President of Russia[i.imgur.com image 464x434]Seriously, if Ron was still around and in his right mind that's what he just might be saying.How many Republicans were rooting for Khrushchev during the Cuban Missile Crisis?
zerkalo: Reaping the whirlwind
Rapmaster2000: "While his stance as a defender of traditional values has drawn the mockery of Western media and cultural elites, Putin is not wrong in saying that he can speak for much of mankind." -Pat BuchananGRABOVO, Ukraine - Incongruously, given that the plane fell from more than 30,000 feet, many of the bodies strewn about in the smoldering wreckage of Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 were largely intact. A woman in a black sweater lay on her back, blood streaming from her face, her left arm raised as if signaling someone. Another victim, naked except for a black bra, lay on the field, her gray hair mixing with the green grass, one leg broken and her body torn."There was a howling noise and everything started to rattle. Then objects started falling out of the sky," the 65-year-old pensioner said in front of her grey-brick home."And then I heard a roar and she landed in the kitchen, the roof was broken," she said, showing the gaping hole made by the body when it came through the ceiling of the kitchen in an extension to the house.The dead woman's naked body was still lying inside the house, next to a bed.Great work, Pat. I get it that you hate Obozo, but praising what was clearly a bad man was always going to end badly for you.
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