WTP 2: what could happen next ...RAPE ???
jehovahs witness protection: Good thing he didn't fark the melon. Food rape rape is a serious offense.
nyseattitude: Why is she searching through his toolbox?They say she later returned home to find the watermelon on the counter with a butcher's knife in it. She reported that Cervellino then entered the room and began carving the watermelon. She called the incident passive-aggressive and menacing.quintuplefacepalm.jpgyouhavegottobefarkingkiddingme.jpgMust be more to this story. Sounds like she is looking for anything to make an issue out of or just manufacturing one.
Jeng: Ok, so the cops would not arrest him for having a little pot in his toolbox, good on the cops, but why in the hell did they arrest him for carving a farking watermelon?Seriously WTF?
varmitydog: The couple is in the process of going through a divorce, according to police.
varmitydog: The difference between subby's pisspoor link and responsible journalism:A 49-year-old Connecticut man has been charged with threatening after his wife told police he stabbed and carved a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner.Thomaston Police Chief Jim Campbell said Carmine Cervellino's wife originally went to police on July 4 to report finding marijuana and drugs in a toolbox at the house. The toolbox was not there when police responded and no charges were filed.When the woman later returned home, she found a watermelon on the counter with a butcher's knife in it, police said. She told police that Cervellino came in soon after and carved the watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner, Campbell said.The Register Citizen of Torrington, which originally reported the story, said the woman took a photo of the toolbox and the knife and showed them to police. Cervellino was arrested on July 12 and charged with threatening and disorderly conduct, according to online court records. It is not clear if he has an attorney.The couple is in the process of going through a divorce, according to police. Link
SithLord: Guess he was too white to be eating watermelon.
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