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(Female First)   Crazed, overprotective parents now training kids in sports like sack racing so they will win school field-day events. In related news, sales of practice sacks are soaring on Amazon   ( femalefirst.co.uk) divider line
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2014-07-15 08:43:48 AM  
6 votes:
That's a little more than over-protective.  When we, as a society, are teaching children...CHILDREN...what do to when in the sack, well that's just wrong.
2014-07-15 10:24:38 AM  
3 votes:
A further 221% of parents have even purchased stopwatches in order to beat their personal best.

The author's parents probably should have spent a little money on a tutor.
2014-07-15 10:23:06 AM  
3 votes:
How about the third legged race.

/I always win at that.
2014-07-15 09:21:36 AM  
2 votes:
On my hill training days, sometimes I'll suit up in a potato sack to really blast my quads and pre-break all my bones for greater flexibility.
2014-07-15 10:43:15 AM  
1 vote:

ChipNASA: How about the third legged race.

/I always win at that.

Yeah, your mom told me you were quick to finish, but who calls their kid a 2 pump chump? That's just wrong.
2014-07-15 10:41:23 AM  
1 vote:
Thats fine assholes I'll just teach my child how to get away with cheating/sabotage.
2014-07-15 09:27:05 AM  
1 vote:
Proof that admonishing someone to "sack up" is foolishness.
2014-07-15 09:14:56 AM  
1 vote:
Unless I read the wrong article, it's about crazed parents training *themselves* in sack racing so they will win against *other parents*.

That said, if I see another parent training for a sack race, I'm going to point and laugh.
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