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(Hartford Courant)   Unfortunately, unattended deaths are more common during the summer months. Why not make yours memorable for those who find you with a grenade   ( courant.com) divider line
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2014-07-15 08:51:42 AM  
Well that makes sense.  The winter deaths are usually better advertised so more people know about them.
2014-07-15 09:30:10 AM  
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2014-07-15 11:00:43 AM  
Kent Sears ?

Come on.. that's made up.
2014-07-15 11:02:25 AM  
wow... booby trapping your own body would be an extreme act of passive aggression.
2014-07-15 11:11:02 AM  

optimus_grime: wow... booby trapping your own body would be an extreme act of passive aggression.

All they said was "near the body". That could mean it was on the mantle in a nice display case. And since a booby trapped body would merit more than a few sentences I suspect this is a total non-story.
2014-07-15 11:15:04 AM  
Personally, I would rather they find me by tripping over me than hucking a grenade to find me.
2014-07-15 11:16:30 AM  
Poor bastard probably counted to five.
2014-07-15 11:34:02 AM  
Why would they need a grenade to find me?
2014-07-15 11:39:35 AM  
The excitement of committing suicide with a grenade must have been too much.
2014-07-15 11:45:25 AM  

cervier: Why would they need a grenade to find me?

Because you're hiding underwater and breathing through a reed.
2014-07-15 11:46:32 AM  

d23: Kent Sears ?

Come on.. that's made up.

Mister P. I. STAKER?!

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2014-07-15 11:50:09 AM  
I think Jim Jones set the record for "ATTENDED" suicides, but whose counting?
2014-07-15 12:02:56 PM  

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*gasp*... *gasp*...... *gasp*............ *ga--BOOOOOMM!

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2014-07-15 12:04:18 PM  
It could happen...

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2014-07-15 12:58:37 PM  
If indie suddenly at home, depending on the room, I may be found near a grenade.

It's a dummy training grenade, but you wouldn't know that without picking it up first.
2014-07-15 02:42:53 PM  
Done in two.
2014-07-15 09:06:33 PM  
promoting the partial evacuation of residents

Let me be the first to congratulate the recently promoted Full Evacuation of Residents! You earned it.
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