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(News.com.au)   The burning question on the lips of the world. Where did the Diet Coke hunk's nipples go?   ( news.com.au) divider line
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2014-07-15 10:35:03 AM  
He's a truly evolved form of man, eliminating unnecessary appendages. I bet if we cut him open he doesn't have an appendix either.
2014-07-15 11:41:44 AM  
100% Love
0% Nipples
2014-07-15 12:03:07 PM  
I refuse to conform to unrealistic body image expectations, Coca-Cola!  It's nothing but Pepsi from here on out.
2014-07-15 12:03:24 PM  
Because as Janet Jackson proved, nipples are evil and should never be seen.
2014-07-15 12:03:50 PM  
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2014-07-15 12:06:28 PM  
Probably in southern California. Maybe in the area of LA.
2014-07-15 12:06:30 PM  
The Unsullied have no need of nipples.
2014-07-15 12:16:14 PM  
a victim of nip slip?
2014-07-15 12:18:07 PM  
2014-07-15 12:18:45 PM  

bullsballs: a victim of nip slip?

Nip snip.
2014-07-15 12:19:43 PM  

strangeluck: Nipplegate?

Exactly. And just fun to say.
2014-07-15 12:26:32 PM  
He clearly has a flesh eating disease.  Shame on you all for judging!
2014-07-15 12:27:13 PM  
Buy that man a Batsuit

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2014-07-15 12:32:17 PM  
proof that diet coke destroys nipples ?

some executive thought it looked better?? did you think of the pain when you said "remove his nipples"????
2014-07-15 12:33:42 PM  
2014-07-15 12:51:02 PM  
Nipples are gay.
2014-07-15 01:02:52 PM  
I used to have a nightmare that someone would use toe-nail clippers to try and snip off my nipples.
2014-07-15 01:49:12 PM  
Maybe he thought he could get with some sirens if he cut them off.
2014-07-15 02:41:57 PM  
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2014-07-15 05:27:17 PM  
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He had to open the valve to relieve the pressure.
2014-07-15 06:46:05 PM  
Look how smooth his chest is. I'm going with waxing accident. When they ripped off the chest hair, oops, there went his nipples.
2014-07-15 09:52:27 PM  
Check his grundel. He's not male or human.
2014-07-15 10:23:31 PM  
They also removed his skin ink...making it a "tit for tat" situation.
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