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(The Smoking Gun)   It's a Kodak Moment and tongues are wagging in this week's Mugshot Roundup   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2014-07-14 12:27:04 PM  
♫ She's got Elvis Presly thighs... ♫
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2014-07-14 12:30:50 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ She's got Elvis Presly thighs... ♫
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Hahaha :-D
 
2014-07-14 12:35:41 PM  
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Penis goes where?


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Oh yes it does!
 
2014-07-14 12:39:07 PM  
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2014-07-14 12:40:26 PM  
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2014-07-14 01:26:21 PM  
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Ya mad bastard
 
2014-07-14 03:16:34 PM  
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2014-07-14 04:14:44 PM  
#6 is underage I think.
 
2014-07-14 04:14:58 PM  
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But WAIT! There's MORE!

 
2014-07-14 04:15:26 PM  
Eli Manning?
 
2014-07-14 04:16:59 PM  
Good Eli:

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Bad Eli:

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2014-07-14 04:17:13 PM  

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But WAIT! There's MORE!


Penis can go there and there too!
 
2014-07-14 04:19:33 PM  

little big man: Good Eli:

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Bad Eli:

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Beat me to it.
 
2014-07-14 04:20:28 PM  
Tongues wagging...

You mean like this?

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2014-07-14 04:25:28 PM  
Jail seems like a really good place to have huge gauges in your ears.  I'm not a violent criminal and I still get the occasional urge to yank those things out.
 
2014-07-14 04:28:15 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Tongues wagging...

You mean like this?

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Still better than this

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2014-07-14 04:28:37 PM  

for good or for awesome: Jail seems like a really good place to have huge gauges in your ears.  I'm not a violent criminal and I still get the occasional urge to yank those things out.


Pretty sure they make you take out all jewelery, so if you were in the clink, you'd be yanking on skin flaps that resemble a stretched butthole dangling off an ear.
 
2014-07-14 04:29:17 PM  
Hey, sailor, I found that coil of rope you were looking for.
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2014-07-14 04:30:24 PM  
Charges not specified.

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Perhaps not crazy.
/Yes, I would.
 
2014-07-14 04:31:11 PM  
Hopefully #2 will find out her mugshot was in a SG roundup, take a look at the other entries, and do some serious thinking about her choices in life.
 
2014-07-14 04:35:30 PM  
No charges listed.


So we're just taking the tour!  No arrest.  Just driving around.
 
2014-07-14 04:39:01 PM  
Galloping Galoshes: Hey, sailor, I found that coil of rope line you were looking for.

/FTFP
//Fixed That For Pedantry
 
2014-07-14 04:45:34 PM  
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ANDY ROONEY IS ALIVE AFTER ALL!!! I KNEW IT!!!!

"You know what I hate about my cell mate? It's all those multiple cornholings throughout the entire day. And he won't even let me take my Metamucil or change my Depends after he's done"
 
2014-07-14 04:45:42 PM  
"Shiat, homegirl, you know that punk ass droid ain't gonna get no Obi Swan Kendobe to save your Princess ass!"

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2014-07-14 04:48:16 PM  

johnny_vegas: Galloping Galoshes: Hey, sailor, I found that coil of line you were looking for.

/FTFP
//Fixed That For Pedantry


I hang my head in shame; you are correct.
As I recall, the only rope on a sailing ship is the bolt rope.
 
2014-07-14 05:14:51 PM  
isn't that a guy with  rope a wig on his head???


/aren't they all...
 
2014-07-14 05:16:52 PM  
If Billy Mays and Vince Offer had a child...
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You would get this;
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2014-07-14 05:19:19 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: johnny_vegas: Galloping Galoshes: Hey, sailor, I found that coil of line you were looking for.

/FTFP
//Fixed That For Pedantry

I hang my head in shame; you are correct.
As I recall, the only rope on a sailing ship is the bolt rope.


And the bell rope!
 
2014-07-14 05:22:28 PM  
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I told her, "One more time, and bam!, right in the kisser."  Yes sir, I warned her.
 
2014-07-14 05:23:24 PM  
Arrested for obtaining public assistance by fraud.

You mean this actually exists?
 
2014-07-14 05:24:59 PM  
♫ And that's Uncle Joe, he's a'movin' kinda slow at the Junction.... Petticoat Junction ♫
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2014-07-14 05:26:23 PM  
Your head, it is very very beautiful, lady...

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...for me to POOP ON!!!

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2014-07-14 05:26:36 PM  
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2014-07-14 05:26:43 PM  
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2014-07-14 05:26:53 PM  
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2014-07-14 05:28:31 PM  
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2014-07-14 05:30:08 PM  
Sorta threadjack.  When searching for my previous gif, I stumbled upon this beauty...

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/sorta threadjack
 
2014-07-14 05:30:22 PM  

skinink: "Shiat, homegirl, you know that punk ass droid ain't gonna get no Obi Swan Kendobe to save your Princess ass!"

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I'm envisioning something like 'The Wiz' being done to 'Star Wars'... and I kind of like the idea... this should happen!
 
2014-07-14 05:31:57 PM  

Misconduc: Arrested for obtaining public assistance by fraud.

You mean this actually exists?


All the time.  If you'd get out of whiteytown you'd see it's more common than being honest
 
2014-07-14 05:35:35 PM  
Is #14 the guy that plays lafayette in true blood?
 
2014-07-14 05:37:59 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: All the time. If you'd get out of whiteytown you'd see it's more common than being honest


Location:Boise, Idaho

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/Tell us how it is in the 'hood Smeggy Smurf!
 
2014-07-14 05:39:10 PM  
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2014-07-14 05:39:47 PM  
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Dagnab it!
 
2014-07-14 05:43:55 PM  

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Dagnab it!


lol...comedy gold!
 
2014-07-14 05:52:22 PM  

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Penis goes where?


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Oh yes it does!


came for this
 
2014-07-14 05:59:16 PM  
At first I read this one's charge as "Arrested for demonic assault."


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I'm sure y'all see why.

And as for this one:

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Finger does NOT go in wall socket!
 
2014-07-14 05:59:34 PM  

Sofa King Smart: skinink: "Shiat, homegirl, you know that punk ass droid ain't gonna get no Obi Swan Kendobe to save your Princess ass!"

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I'm envisioning something like 'The Wiz' being done to 'Star Wars'... and I kind of like the idea... this should happen!


Tyler Perry presents: Wayans in Space and shiat.
 
2014-07-14 06:01:58 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Misconduc:

Arrested for obtaining public assistance by fraud.

You mean this actually exists?

All the time.  If you'd get out of whiteytown you'd see it's more common than being honest


Bullshiat. As a white guy on "welfare" I can say that.
 
2014-07-14 06:03:44 PM  
So gather moments while you may, collect the dreams you dream today.
Remember, will you remember the times of your life?
 
2014-07-14 06:08:28 PM  

Orgata: Galloping Galoshes: johnny_vegas: Galloping Galoshes: Hey, sailor, I found that coil of line you were looking for.

/FTFP
//Fixed That For Pedantry

I hang my head in shame; you are correct.
As I recall, the only rope on a sailing ship is the bolt rope.

And the bell rope!


Wrong! "Line" is rope with a purpose. If it's just a loose coil hanging around where this silly bunt can find it, it's still "rope".

/unless it's a buntline
 
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