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(BBC-US)   Revealed: the Taliban's most closely guarded secret. Their shopping list   ( bbc.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Taliban, Federally Administered Tribal Areas, North Waziristan  
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2014-07-13 03:33:08 PM  
5 votes:
I'd open a convenience store called 9-Eleven. Make a killing.
2014-07-13 04:35:04 PM  
3 votes:
Arab Spring soap
2014-07-13 04:00:09 PM  
2 votes:

Fark like a Barsoomian: I thought it was Kim Jong Il, maybe it was Saddam Hussein? Anyway some crazy anti-American dictator loved Britney Spears and had posters of her up all over his murder mansion.

Anyone know who I'm thinking of?

Helmut Kohl?
2014-07-13 03:32:58 PM  
2 votes:
Hey mister Taliban
Taliban my bananas

2014-07-13 03:02:16 PM  
2 votes:
"They used to prefer foreign or branded perfumes and imported body sprays. They liked the ones with a strong scent."

/They needed the stronger stuff to cover up the reek of camel poon juice and little boy ass off their clothes.
2014-07-13 03:20:55 PM  
1 vote:
My Little Camel dolls?
2014-07-13 12:38:19 PM  
1 vote:
It's important to go into battle with fresh white underpants & shiny, dandruff free beards
2014-07-13 11:31:48 AM  
1 vote:
1. Jihad jam

2. Allah apples

3. Fatwa filets

4. Sharia soda
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