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(Alaska Dispatch News)   There really is a town in Alaska where you can see Russia, but thanks to budget cuts, you can no longer fly back to the US   ( adn.com) divider line
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2014-07-09 04:32:14 PM  
4 votes:
Good. They should send Sarah Palin there to live permanently.
2014-07-09 03:11:28 PM  
3 votes:
Shame Tina Fey doesn't get the credit she deserves for this headline.
2014-07-09 06:32:24 PM  
1 vote:
Have they heard the good news about boats?
2014-07-09 06:30:52 PM  
1 vote:

Devil's Playground: "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

I wonder how often Obama trots out a word or phrase from that one when he's talking shop with Biden.

"Gee, Joe, would you say that my plan for dealing with ISIS is 'storybook?' Nice and mainstream? I sure hope so."
2014-07-09 05:52:32 PM  
1 vote:

Oldiron_79: StrikitRich: Shame Tina Fey doesn't get the credit she deserves for this headline.


She just did.
2014-07-09 04:52:19 PM  
1 vote:

BigNumber12: [img.fark.net image 600x392]

No thanks.

I know that place.  The pyramid behind it has a cockroach-headed alien queen in the basement.  Every 100 years or so, some scorpion-faced dude shows up and goes hunting.  We lose a couple of "tourists" in the process, but the hunter is pretty cool to us.  Always stays at the local motel, drops a BUNCH of cash (all in gold ingots) on the local mom & pop stores.  Doesn't handle his liquor well, though.  He always gets hammered at the "Ice-Is" stripbar and has to be hauled out by the tribal police.  Then, while he's sleeping it off in the cell, we all have fun shooting his shoulder-mounted ray gun thingy at the icebergs.  I seen one 'berg about a mile wide get cut clean in half with one of those things.

/good times, good times
2014-07-09 04:50:02 PM  
1 vote:
"It's a long, kind of loopy, multiplayer story"

Ugh. Another MMORPG?!
2014-07-09 04:44:13 PM  
1 vote:
How about living where the roads are ?
2014-07-09 04:41:17 PM  
1 vote:

StrikitRich: Shame Tina Fey doesn't get the credit she deserves for this headline.

2014-07-09 04:39:45 PM  
1 vote:

BigNumber12: [img.fark.net image 600x392]

No thanks.

Is that what it takes nowadays to get the government to leave you alone?
2014-07-09 04:38:25 PM  
1 vote:
Do the residents have to pay for this service? If not, then why the hell do I have to pay for public transportation in Chicago. Damn Red State Socialists.

/why isn't this on the Politics tab?
2014-07-09 04:33:13 PM  
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No thanks.
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