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(News.com.au)   Australia found to have the highest proportion of recreational drug users in the world. Well, what would you expect from a population descended from criminals?   ( news.com.au) divider line
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2014-07-06 10:36:00 PM  
5 votes:
They all have that Hitler DNA in them.
2014-07-06 10:43:20 PM  
4 votes:
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Dude... Eucalyptus...
2014-07-06 10:49:40 PM  
3 votes:
"Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you."
2014-07-06 10:26:45 PM  
3 votes:

texdent: You would think in a country in which most of the animals are trying to kill you, you would want to keep a clear head.

Apparently Australians like to play on Nightmare Difficulty.
2014-07-06 10:28:42 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-07-07 07:57:19 PM  
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2014-07-07 07:15:39 AM  
1 vote:

spamdog: Ayn Rand's Social Worker: Anything broad enough to include caffeine, tobacco, peach schnapps, meth, acid, ecstacy, tree frogs, and mushrooms is just worthless.

What do you do with the frogs?

Do you put them in your underpants?

You put them in your margarita.

(gotta puree em first though.)
2014-07-06 11:01:12 PM  
1 vote:
Meth use is becoming endemic and may be a crime wave waiting to happen.

My home town is full of skinny, poorly dressed and apparently unwashed people rushing around talking agitatedly into mobile phones.

On the other hand, if I don't get at least half a dozen Cooper's Pale every couple other day I tend to get a bit agitated myself.
2014-07-06 10:54:46 PM  
1 vote:
Do those statistics include the Cane Toad lickers?

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2014-07-06 10:53:07 PM  
1 vote:

theflatline: When living in Colombia it was a toss up between who did the more cocaine on vacations.  The Aussies or the Irish.  But usually the Irish won hands down.

An 8 ball and a fifth of rum was just to start the night out to one Irish gent.

When in Rome. (Sniff)
2014-07-06 10:50:41 PM  
1 vote:
Well, they're only Koalas when they're on Eucalyptis.  But that's a gateway plant.  Soon they're smoking rocks and PCP.  Then they're called Drop Bears.
2014-07-06 10:47:28 PM  
1 vote:

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Dude... Eucalyptus...

Not even once.
2014-07-06 10:39:34 PM  
1 vote:

drivingsouth: [timelinecoverbook.com image 850x314]

"Put another rock on the barbie?"
2014-07-06 10:37:57 PM  
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2014-07-06 10:26:33 PM  
1 vote:
And yet, their crime rate is not unusually high.

I wonder how that could be.
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