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(BBC-US)   Russian special forces evacuate from the city of Sloviansk. Looks like the big bad bear may not be as fierce as once thought   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Slovyansk, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis  
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2014-07-05 06:32:55 PM  
5 votes:
But McCain told me Fartbongo's feckless foreign policy would hand all of Europe over to that sexy, sexy man Vladimir "Stud-muffin" Putin
2014-07-05 06:41:19 PM  
3 votes:
Mr Strelkov, whose real name is Igor Girkin, had pleaded for Russian intervention on Friday saying his men had lost the will to fight.

Sounds like Mr Girkin is in quite the pickle.
2014-07-05 09:52:05 PM  
1 vote:
ProTip: Raising a paper army full of conscripts and rusting equipment and slathering over it with FPS Russia-esque videos and marketing bravado is 85% as effective as raising a *real* army at a fraction of the cost.

Right up until they need to actually fight, in which case, Ukrainian rag-tags can take them down.
2014-07-05 07:03:10 PM  
1 vote:
And remember, it's just a massive coincidence that all the "rebel" leaders are Russian citizens who don't even live in Ukraine and that almost every dead "rebel" has his body shipped back to Moscow.
2014-07-05 06:40:20 PM  
1 vote:

Satanic_Hamster: real_headhoncho: "Russian Special Forces"?  If they were Russian Special Forces, they would be the ones kicking ass.  These were assholes drunk with power and vodka that finally sobered up and realized how deep in shiat they really were,

I don't think Russian soldiers are the GI Joe Supermen you might think they are.

Russia's problem has always been it's front line guys. I've heard stories, from the 80's, of Russian troops trading samples of their tank reactive armor for cigarettes.

Or, their planes icing over because their de-icer was alcohol based and somebody, we're looking at you Ivan, drank it all.

/ who knows if those stories are correct or the recollections of old soldiers who are ecstatic to have somebody to talk to

// I volunteer at the VA sometimes
2014-07-05 06:27:30 PM  
1 vote:
Russian "Special" Forces ride to war in the short tanks.
2014-07-05 06:23:39 PM  
1 vote:
So, Ukraine not weak?
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