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(KSAT San Antonio)   Man: "Look, officers, I swear I didn't drive this car to the store to buy corn. I'm drunk and would never do that--my friend here drove me." Dog: "Can you believe this a-hole?"   ( divider line
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2014-07-04 04:52:01 PM  
3 votes:

The Bestest: TuteTibiImperes: Sure, charge him with animal cruelty, but I think the DUI is overboard since they didn't actually catch him driving drunk or drunk in the car.  There need to be some rules about that kind of thing.

How did the car get there?

The dog drove it. Damn, dude. Read the farking article.
2014-07-04 03:00:25 PM  
2 votes:
It's pretty flimsy evidence the police have there. They don't know that the dog WASN'T driving.
2014-07-04 07:28:18 PM  
1 vote:
Poor dog. The idiot should be prohibited from ever having another.
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