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(Daily Star)   After woman suffers pain for six months, doctors remove fountain pen lodged in her stomach. Hospital calls it a write-off   ( divider line
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2014-07-03 06:19:02 AM  
Legal action before the ink dries? etc....
2014-07-03 06:23:08 AM  
Avoid drawing a Blanc - the nib of the matter is she needs to biro a lawyer. The court will cap damages, though, the nosey Parker.
2014-07-03 07:31:37 AM  
Cartridge or piston fill?
2014-07-03 07:41:48 AM  
A pen dectomy?
2014-07-03 07:47:21 AM  

Archie Goodwin: A pen dectomy?

2014-07-03 07:47:26 AM  
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2014-07-03 07:50:53 AM  
You don't even know what a write-off is.
2014-07-03 07:51:08 AM  
Someone stab her in the stomach with a sword. Let's settle that theory once and for all.
2014-07-03 07:53:26 AM Full Size
2014-07-03 07:56:12 AM  
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Feels her pain.
2014-07-03 08:01:30 AM  
Maybe she was a Czech? Anyway, good to know the doctor decided to remove the Penn and Tell'er the cause of the problem.
2014-07-03 08:01:53 AM  
What is this "fountain pen" of which you speak?  ;-)
2014-07-03 08:07:16 AM  
That would make anyone cross.
2014-07-03 08:19:16 AM  
All of you should feel very bad. It's not write to make jokes about the poor woman.
Loved the Czech one.
2014-07-03 08:21:39 AM  
So she has Pica, they need to check her for trace mineral deficiency and if labs don't find anything refer her to a psychologist.
d23 [BareFark]
2014-07-03 08:25:40 AM  

carrion_luggage: That would make anyone cross.

d23 [BareFark]
2014-07-03 08:27:25 AM  

Schmerd1948: All of you should feel very bad. It's not write to make jokes about the poor woman.
Loved the Czech one.

Well.. it's easy to laugh at it a half world away.

After reading the article and finding out it was very likely some sort of drunk misadventure, I have images of a hot Asian girl giving a demonstration of her blowjob technique at a bar and the situation going terribly wrong.
2014-07-03 08:42:50 AM  
+1 Subby!
2014-07-03 09:45:06 AM  
Doctor tries to write with rectal thermometer...
2014-07-03 09:52:40 AM  
Nobody had an inkling?
2014-07-03 10:21:08 AM  
Apparently nobody was sharpee 'nuff to figure it out sooner.
2014-07-03 11:35:11 AM  
"As to how the pen got there, the young woman said she had no memory at all of swallowing it but agreed that it might well have been swallowed after drinking too much to celebrate doing well in an exam some six months previously."

She'll swallow anything.  Time to PARTY.  Hey, it beats DEATH.
2014-07-03 12:14:47 PM  

madpiper: +1 Subby!

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