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(WFSB Connecticut)   "I'm a doctor, can I check your body for ticks?" might work in a bar, but not on a playground   ( wfsb.com) divider line
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2014-07-03 11:27:19 AM  
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Bonobo62: What if my fetish isn't for fondling little kids, but for getting the shiat beat out of me by angry parents?

I wept.  Gentleman and a scholar.
2014-07-03 08:15:31 AM  
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DarkVader: and Smith was the BEST DOCTOR EVAR, with Tom Baker being a close second

WRONG! No one beats Tom Baker!!

/Smith was pretty damn good, though, true...

maram500: But who would be the absolute worst Doctor, then...?

For me, it's Grumpy Grandpa Doctor: William Hartnell... I mean, I suppose you have to respect him for trailblazing and popularizing it enough to keep it going, but damn I can't stand to watch his episodes! Them being in B&W doesn't help, but it's not just that; I like Patrick Troughton and his episodes are all B&W too...
2014-07-03 01:46:40 AM  
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What if my fetish isn't for fondling little kids, but for getting the shiat beat out of me by angry parents?
2014-07-03 01:34:38 AM  
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"I talk to them about it, we took a book out at the library," B.G. Ebbin said. "I always tell them 'don't go with anyone you don't know.'"

If you need a book to teach your kids to not go with strangers, you are retarded.
2014-07-03 01:02:18 AM  
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Hector Remarkable: Maybe it was THE Doctor, and he was checking for time-traveling space ticks or something.

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August 23rd cannot come fast enough. I hope that Peter Capaldi can live up to the legacy of Matt Smith and David Tenant--but Christopher Eccleston was ten kinds of meh.
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