Englebert Slaptyback: "Deputies in Panama City Beach are trying to determine why a 12-year-old boy stole a school bus and drove it to a Wal-Mart around 5 a.m. Tuesday"What's Johnny doing out on a Tuesday night?Johnny can't read, Johnny can't write.Kids just don't understand.Yes, I know it was technically a Monday night.
mutterfark: Because it's there?
Ker_Thwap: I was 12 once. I was fascinated by trucks and large equipment at the time. I wouldn't have done it, unless the opportunity arose. I guess this is why my parents wanted me home when the streetlights came on.
some_beer_drinker: Mock26: For the low prices.done in one. come for the savings, stay for the fat ladies!
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