reddfrogg: Remember not to feed them after midnight.
Calmamity: No, YOU heard "fark you", and you had to try pretty hard to do it. Everyone else hears "horrible screeching laughter fabu!"
timujin: It sounds like "buh buh buh BUH DU" to me, but whatever gets your rage on, I guess.
Cpl.D: Wait till they find out you can put death metal tapes in a Teddy Ruxpin.
nharrisphoto: Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't Furbies "learn" to repeat things that they hear frequently?
Mock26: I once found a Furby that was dying. Its battery was really low and its eye movements were sluggish and its voice was drawn out and really slow. It was actually kind of sad and depressing. So, I left it on the front porch, thinking it belonged to one of the kids in the neighborhood. And it was! The next day there was a note thanking me for finding their pet. I hope the kid was not as traumatized as I was at a dying Furby.
ParadisePornoTheater: Who's the gal on Mum's T-shirt?
Danger Avoid Death: Is it just me, or does the mom ...[metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 650x447]... look a lot like ...[bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x449]... this guy in drag?
TheOther: ParadisePornoTheater: Who's the gal on Mum's T-shirt?Adele
Super Chronic: I heard a command to follow Satan.Since this Furby and my neighbor's dog are in agreement, I should look into this.
skinink: "Here, let me throw on a mini skirt and use my three kids as cheap publicity whores just so I can tell you how this swearing toy offends me!"[metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 650x447]
MSBFDffpm: nharrisphoto: Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't Furbies "learn" to repeat things that they hear frequently?Yes...yes they do. My oldest daughter bought me one as a gag b-day gift. A week later the farking little critter started into it's *swear mode*. Funny as hell. It still sits on top of one of my ham radios. It still cusses ...*have to remember to shut it off before I key up and talk to someone* LOL
Yaw String: reddfrogg: Remember not to feed them after midnight.Which timezone?
el_pilgrim: Yaw String: reddfrogg: Remember not to feed them after midnight.Which timezone?Daylight savings or Standard time?
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