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(KHOU Houston)   Woman bemoans the loss of her special needs snake. "This has been really difficult for me"   ( khou.com) divider line
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4240 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2014 at 9:11 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-25 08:59:55 AM  
11 votes:
They're badgering the poor woman.  This is destined to mushroom into a case for freedom.
2014-06-25 09:25:33 AM  
3 votes:
I bet that place smells as bad as a cat lady's house in its own reptilian way.

Special needs snake:

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2014-06-25 01:19:41 AM  
3 votes:
I got yer special needs snake RIGHT HERE!
2014-06-25 01:10:06 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-06-25 10:25:29 AM  
2 votes:
I want a special needs velociraptor.
2014-06-25 09:38:46 AM  
2 votes:

cryinoutloud: baconbeard: Because if everyone is special, then no one is.

Uh huh. And I bet you're an island of self-reliance, needing no one. You only post on Fark to pass your wisdom on to the rest of us, out of pity.

People love their pets. They get attached to them, and they depend on them to fulfill some of their emotional needs. Maybe a big snake is an odd thing to get attached to, but it's better than having an emotional relationship with a life-like baby doll, or the bears you feed in the back yard, or a giant spider that you harvest bugs for and put them into its web. Because if it was a giant spider--fark, man, lock her up.

Well, now you did it. SyFy will now be forced to release a life-like baby doll spider snake bear hybrid movie. I hope you're happy with yourself.
2014-06-25 04:32:18 PM  
1 vote:

Maturin: I'm still working on the concept of a special needs snake. I mean was it autistic? Was it missing a leg or something?

I think it was missing all of them...
2014-06-25 01:12:57 PM  
1 vote:
I'm still working on the concept of a special needs snake. I mean was it autistic? Was it missing a leg or something?
2014-06-25 11:19:01 AM  
1 vote:

nucular bum: I got yer special needs snake RIGHT HERE!

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2014-06-25 09:28:17 AM  
1 vote:
But do they boogie? Do they do the tube snake boogie?
2014-06-25 09:21:29 AM  
1 vote:
Poor, crazy, sorta hot lady...
That rhymed.
2014-06-25 09:21:15 AM  
1 vote:

Barrineau kept the snakes, some of which were more than 15 feet long, mainly in small containers in a back bedroom, authorities said. Some of them showed signs of malnourishment, testimony indicated, and one of them had a broken back.

Yeah, she loved them SO MUCH.

I think she's got the herp-derp.
2014-06-25 09:09:10 AM  
1 vote:
She's not unattractive. I don't think there would be any potential issues entering into a physical relationship with her.

Or do I make poor decisions?
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