Gonz: She's not unattractive. I don't think there would be any potential issues entering into a physical relationship with her.Or do I make poor decisions?
baconbeard: Because if everyone is special, then no one is.
Diogenes: Given her house I'd be afraid of the honey-do list you'd inevitably face.
nucular bum: I got yer special needs snake RIGHT HERE!
I_Am_Weasel: They're badgering the poor woman. This is destined to mushroom into a case for freedom.
cryinoutloud: The house is kind of a mess, but she seems fairly reasonable. I was expecting someone much crazier.
darwinpolice: I_Am_Weasel: They're badgering the poor woman. This is destined to mushroom into a case for freedom.You sneaky bastard.
Englebert Slaptyback: Barrineau kept the snakes, some of which were more than 15 feet long, mainly in small containers in a back bedroom, authorities said. Some of them showed signs of malnourishment, testimony indicated, and one of them had a broken back.Yeah, she loved them SO MUCH.I think she's got the herp-derp.
cryinoutloud: baconbeard: Because if everyone is special, then no one is.Uh huh. And I bet you're an island of self-reliance, needing no one. You only post on Fark to pass your wisdom on to the rest of us, out of pity.People love their pets. They get attached to them, and they depend on them to fulfill some of their emotional needs. Maybe a big snake is an odd thing to get attached to, but it's better than having an emotional relationship with a life-like baby doll, or the bears you feed in the back yard, or a giant spider that you harvest bugs for and put them into its web. Because if it was a giant spider--fark, man, lock her up.
bearded clamorer: I'll get the lights.
jamspoon: You miss the point. The snakes had outgrown her, physical and/or financial, ability to look after them. Cages too small. Snakes under nourished.
cryinoutloud: jamspoon: ... just remember that that dog might be the only thing standing between that guy and a shooting spree at Wal-Mart.
Boo_Guy: cryinoutloud: jamspoon: ... just remember that that dog might be the only thing standing between that guy and a shooting spree at Wal-Mart.Is this supposed to be a bad thing?
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