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(Roanoke Times)   "Welcome to Pizza King. No, we don't serve pizza"   ( divider line
    More: Weird, Rocky Mount, Pizza King, CornerShot  
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3558 clicks; posted to Business » on 24 Jun 2014 at 2:33 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-24 12:59:51 PM  
3 votes: Full Size

No Coke....Pepsi.
2014-06-25 04:54:44 AM  
2 votes:
Guess what they don't serve at Panda Express.
2014-06-24 10:46:23 PM  
2 votes:
Hey, we tried calling the place Burger King, but jaysus, you'd have thought we killed that lawyer's dog or something. Restraining this and injunction that, christ, I think I'll just name it after my daughter Wendy.
2014-06-25 08:54:33 PM  
1 vote:

Hoopy Frood: Guess what they don't serve at Panda Express.

And Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey ice cream contains no monkey at all.
2014-06-24 08:46:27 PM  
1 vote:
To be fair, they don't serve king either.
2014-06-24 06:15:34 PM  
1 vote:
memeboat.comView Full Size
2014-06-24 05:11:52 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.comView Full Size

This is the worst case of false advertising since "The Never Ending Story"!
2014-06-24 04:49:13 PM  
1 vote:
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Is not happy...

/first thing that came to my mind
2014-06-24 03:41:42 PM  
1 vote:
Great.  Now you'll tell me that "Chock full o' nuts" coffee doesn't have any nuts.
2014-06-24 03:24:50 PM  
1 vote:
"Mitch's Pizzeria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase of a small Coke. Two-for Tuesday: buy one pizza, get one franchise free."
2014-06-24 03:11:20 PM  
1 vote: Full Size
2014-06-24 12:45:19 PM  
1 vote:
That's Sofa King.
2014-06-24 12:41:18 PM  
1 vote:
"The sign says 'OPEN 24 HOURS'."

"Not in a row."
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