Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(AZ Family)   Life can be pretty confusing when you're 16, and sometimes you just want to climb up the side of a mountain and get away from the world. But then you get stuck and your rescue gets aired on the nighttime news   ( divider line
    More: Interesting  
•       •       •

3603 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2014 at 1:32 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2014-06-25 03:54:15 PM  
1 vote:
Give the kid a break it's hard to find a private place to fark when you're 16 and live in the desert.
2014-06-25 09:21:24 AM  
1 vote:
why i left America reason #512:  news stories about "look at the idiot for pushing the envelope. he should have stayed home and watched pro sports on TV like normal fat people.  People who wear uniforms are always heroes.  That is all."
2014-06-25 03:23:55 AM  
1 vote:

Harry_Seldon: sporkme: Nelson.jpg

Kiss your dreams of bedding the girl, or any girl ever, goodbye.

/glad he survived his self-created crisis

Nah...girls like the vulnerable guys. His little girlfriend is going to give him so much tail.

I hope you're right, the poor little farker. Zeus to zero in about one hour, and I doubt the heroine has a pity fark in mind after the cops and news cameras.

/other way around, she kinda has to. Maybe she is ugly and the tables are turned? Rescue the boy for the obligatory fark?

//poor little farker.
2014-06-25 01:44:03 AM  
1 vote:
Charge this yamhead for the rescue.
Displayed 4 of 4 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.