Demetrius: Holey crapper!
ElLoco: "The victim was visiting from Spokeane and was treated for a bloody head"You just know that poor bastard flew off the seat like a bottle rocket when that boom went off.
Anastacya: My sister has Crohn's. I don't care how desperate I am, I will not, NEVER, go into a bathroom after her. Especially after she has chowed down on some fried food and/or burritos./I regret ever introducing her to Chinese food//the horror///hehehe her husband still hasn't forgiven me for the Truck Incident
jake_lex: I might take a leak in a port-a-potty if I was desperate enough, and after taking enough of a breath before entering to allow me to hold my breath while I was in there. But i'd rather shiat my pants than take a dump in one.
SpinStopper: Isn't Scary Shiat David Beckham's wife?
FloridaFarkTag: SpinStopper: Isn't Scary Shiat David Beckham's wife?That's the one Eddie Murphy knocked up....
Tom_Slick: Sounds like some teens discovered the old dry ice in a soda bottle trick.
cgraves67: She's lucky. That's too close to Beaverton for comfort.
merrillvillain: There have also been a few occasions where I used the bathroom in a 5 gallon bucket because there was no running water in buildings. Wiping your ass with your t-shirt is not ideal. Carrying a pocket knife three shells has its advantages.
CJHardin: Tom_Slick: Sounds like some teens discovered the old dry ice in a soda bottle trick.Or the Works drain cleaner and tin foil trick. Or the MRE heater and water trick./got bored often in the Army
MythDragon: CJHardin: Tom_Slick: Sounds like some teens discovered the old dry ice in a soda bottle trick.Or the Works drain cleaner and tin foil trick. Or the MRE heater and water trick./got bored often in the ArmyIn Iraq, we would drop a large rock down the vent tube when we knew someone was in there shiatting. There would be a loud *sploosh* and much cussing. It was known as 'giving someone a case of the blue ass'Putting in CCTV during a hotel construction, we would drop ground blasters (little tiny fire crackers that had waterproof fuses and made a very big boom for the size. Also $1 for 100) down the tubes. A co worker heard the lighter outside and the fuze hissing, and came running out, with pants around the ankles just before the inside of the potty got coated with blue chunks. There were some pissed off Mexicans later that day who went to use the potties after their 10am break for huevos rancheros with salsa and found them looking like someone who hate huevos rancheros had already been there.
Anastacya: r///hehehe her husband still hasn't forgiven me for the Truck Incident
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