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2014-06-23 01:05:38 AM  
11 votes:
He filled that thing up pretty well for an Asian guy.
2014-06-23 01:31:49 AM  
6 votes:
Guess he's born again?
2014-06-23 01:17:41 AM  
5 votes:
So... *he's* the man in the boat?!
2014-06-23 11:42:05 AM  
4 votes:
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What a Stone vagina might look like.
2014-06-23 01:47:39 AM  
4 votes:
Fark I am disappoint.

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2014-06-23 01:21:09 AM  
4 votes:
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2014-06-23 06:25:18 AM  
3 votes:
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/too obscure
2014-06-23 02:31:42 AM  
3 votes:
That's a sticky situation.
2014-06-23 09:03:32 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-06-23 08:55:05 AM  
2 votes:
I've seen very few vaginas, so I never take one for granite.
2014-06-23 07:47:49 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-06-23 02:23:25 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-06-23 01:24:32 AM  
2 votes:

feckingmorons: Vulva, not vagina. They are not synonymous.

They are not, however once he passes the labia he is in the vagina. As such, the sculpture is of both the vagina and the vulva and since his foot is wedged a good distance inside, I would have to argue that he was actually stuck in the vagina.

//Real doctor, not just a fark doctor.
///God, it does feel good to say that... starting residency tomorrow.
/July is coming.
2014-06-23 01:20:10 AM  
2 votes:
Firefighters had to be called in to deliver the man, head-first, to safety

2014-06-23 01:19:01 AM  
2 votes:
I love that there were 22 responders.

Two to actually help and the other 20 to laugh.
2014-06-23 01:18:47 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-06-23 01:08:24 AM  
2 votes:

feckingmorons: Vulva, not vagina. They are not synonymous.

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2014-06-23 11:33:23 AM  
1 vote:
Let me guess - they doused him in cold water until shrinkage occurred.
2014-06-23 10:07:14 AM  
1 vote:
Someone has to make the "vulva" point every time...

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2014-06-23 09:24:02 AM  
1 vote:
Sculptural Episiotomy is the name of my Kajagoogoo tribute band.
2014-06-23 07:44:45 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-06-23 03:22:10 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-06-23 02:40:51 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-06-23 02:33:30 AM  
1 vote:
The boy's lucky that that thing didn't have any teeth!
2014-06-23 02:25:06 AM  
1 vote:
2014-06-23 01:42:52 AM  
1 vote:
At first I thought someone had hooked up with my ex.
2014-06-23 01:42:41 AM  
1 vote:
Well I hope he enjoyed the experience.  It's likely to be the only vulva he'll see in a very long time.
2014-06-23 01:34:13 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-06-23 01:31:47 AM  
1 vote:
hell of a way to lose your virginity
2014-06-23 01:19:37 AM  
1 vote:
life-sized octomom monument?
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