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(The Sun)   Britney and her thong panties touring NYC malls (pic) (safe for work)   ( divider line
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2001-12-11 8:32:05 AM  
The little wedgie tease!
2001-12-11 8:32:38 AM  
I'd love to stick it in her.
2001-12-11 8:33:02 AM  
Incidently, I'm sure this isn't "accidental" in anyway, but more a contrived publicity stunt as she hasn't been doing much recently.
2001-12-11 8:33:14 AM  
how do we know that is her?
2001-12-11 8:33:29 AM  
Wow, I didn't know good true christian whor-I mean women walked around showing people their thongs.
2001-12-11 8:33:56 AM  
On Drudge, there was something about her movie having to be re-shot because she showed too much
2001-12-11 8:34:32 AM  
Does my bum look big in this?.....
2001-12-11 8:41:02 AM  
Man I bet justin isn't getting of that 'tang either. She is the poster-girl for tease. She knows everybody is looking, she likes it.
2001-12-11 8:41:55 AM  
That movie is going to be showing in the Metro Adult Theater, please don't bring your kids -- bring a raincoat to fap under!
2001-12-11 8:43:28 AM  
I've had her.
2001-12-11 8:48:41 AM  
Did her
2001-12-11 8:50:05 AM  
Until she becomes the slimy slut she'll eventually be, she has no business wearing Harley stuff
2001-12-11 8:50:13 AM  
10 to 1 says she's got streaks. Eeewww.
2001-12-11 8:50:50 AM  
that baby don't got back...

Love the makeup in the second picture..makes her look like a crackwhore
2001-12-11 8:51:14 AM  
I had her......10 minutes before Freddiemiles1 and Hell-bent.
2001-12-11 8:52:48 AM  
Alterian, I agree man....

If you're gonna be in public, it don't help your image to go out dressed up as a "Biker Club recreational tool".
2001-12-11 8:53:19 AM  
I'm telling you. Something ain't right abour that girl The older she gets, the uglier she gets.

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2001-12-11 8:54:24 AM  
How can you NOT be aware your pants are falling off your ass?

I publicity stunt.

I did her, too...damn slopy seconds
2001-12-11 8:54:52 AM  
Berklee... I'm not a man thanks ~_^

oh! I get it now... she's going for the plumber look...
2001-12-11 8:55:44 AM  
I just did her, except I used the entrance in the rear. Seemed to be a little less crowded.
2001-12-11 8:56:23 AM  
Well Bigpeeler...I hadn't planned on vomiting this early in the morning, but...

2001-12-11 8:59:03 AM  
Alterian : I'll say!

Excuse me while I go into hormone-driven male mode for a sec....


OK, I'm better now.

Uncalled for, but at least give me credit for skipping the rude (but complimentary) comments.
2001-12-11 9:01:42 AM  
I'd like to fight Britney Spears...a litteral battle of the bands... I'll beat her to death with my Telecaster.
2001-12-11 9:03:53 AM  
I would like to see Alterian and Britney fight too, just in a pile of mud and in bikinis.
2001-12-11 9:04:02 AM  
Nice! I'll back you up with my Fender Jazz bass, and maybe use my Chapman Stick as an element of confusion. :)
2001-12-11 9:05:30 AM  
Hey, that Black Hills H-D shirt reminds me...237 days to Sturgis! How about Harley riding Farkers getting together for a ride to the "Tower" or something?
2001-12-11 9:06:31 AM  
...and turn my amp up to 11 and blow her away.
2001-12-11 9:07:39 AM  
I'm there. Screw Daytona, let's head for the hills!!
2001-12-11 9:07:56 AM  
If those pants were any lower, she'd need two hair-dos.
2001-12-11 9:08:48 AM  
Nope. She is a modern girl she shaves.
2001-12-11 9:17:20 AM  
A Peavey Classic Chorus amp?

You're only going to get it past 4 before it starts smoking and distorting!


*cough, cough*

Just kiddding.
2001-12-11 9:20:57 AM  
uh oh..someone has been to my crappy site at that ::cowers::

naw...I actually tend to use my preamp through my sterio and my nice speakers...better sound quality.

and for your information I've taken my amp up to at least 6 =P
2001-12-11 9:21:05 AM  
You might knock her out when one of the speakers explodes and comes flying out of that amp...

Seriously though, they make a great magazine rack. :)
2001-12-11 9:23:15 AM  
Cute. The cabs are nice.

Actually, I'm quite fond of the new Peavey stuff - I just had a 1200W poweramp in my rig... and the new guitar stuff is cool.

I've got a Line 6 combo here for recording. Not bad. Clean tones are weak, but I use a Korg ToneWorks AX1000G to clean them up.

BTW, looks like we might have something else in common... I was a PLC programmer in a control shop for a while.....
2001-12-11 9:23:40 AM  
Or I could pick up the damn thing and chuck it at her. It weighs almost as much as me!
2001-12-11 9:23:41 AM  
Cum on guys your all just jealouse cause you cant get her in the sack! OOh am wasnt it the style a while back to where your pants low like that. Seems someone hasnt told Brit that went out a while ago! Nice rear view though!
2001-12-11 9:25:09 AM  
hehe Radralph is talkin' funny.
2001-12-11 9:25:40 AM  

She'd probably melt if you showed her the creamy goodness of your WAH!

"R&B" people of today wouldn't know funk if George Clinton himself sat on their head.
2001-12-11 9:27:27 AM you have AIM or can go into the fark chat? Easier to talk than on a MB ^_^*
2001-12-11 9:28:50 AM  
i wonder if the 1st pic was altered to show more thong..even with low cut pants it seems too much
2001-12-11 9:35:23 AM  
"Cheeky"! Oh, I just wet myself.

2001-12-11 9:36:15 AM  
is it just me... or does she have a coffee in her hand in EVERY picture of her "on the go".... what is that about?
2001-12-11 9:37:54 AM  
Ampeg SVT 4 Pro
Stingray 5
2001-12-11 9:45:11 AM  
laughs at the obvious lies ... Britney is SMOKING, she is the epitome of a male lust object, kind of like Anna K. Now, personally, my girlfriend looks nothing like her and I think she's one of the most beautiful women in the world ... but that doesn't mean Britney is not very sexy as well ...
2001-12-11 9:45:36 AM  
Someone post the pic. I can't get through the firewall.

....not that I really care that much....
2001-12-11 9:46:46 AM  
FatNutZ: If Pepsi paid me, what they paid her...I'd wear one of those "Beer Helmets" with a Pepsi in one side and a Mountain Dew in the other 24/7. Why mess with coffee, when you can Do the Dew?
2001-12-11 9:51:29 AM  
I just don't find her attractive. I'm more of a Liz Hurley type than a Pam Amderson or Brittany type, the plasticy chicks just don't do it for me.
2001-12-11 9:54:54 AM  
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I suppose I could just put them on my site and link them, but that requires work...

2001-12-11 9:57:03 AM  
I'd STILL try to break my unit off in her butt....
2001-12-11 10:00:07 AM  
yummy... to bad shes still a virgin if not shed be in porn flicks
2001-12-11 10:03:14 AM  
Virgin my ass Jram. You think the NSYNC dude would be dating her if she wasn't putting out? NSYNC may suck but you know they are getting all the split tail they can handle...
2001-12-11 10:03:30 AM  
Speaking of thongs, imagine how different history would be if Clinton had a speech impediment: "You have a thong? Oh, please thing it for me!"
2001-12-11 10:07:11 AM  
Yea, virgin. Whatever. Biggest... cocktease... ever.
2001-12-11 10:10:30 AM  
Oh britney, why do you tease me so? Why won't you return my calls? I'm sorry i said that on your answering machine, i didn't really take photos of your mom as a dominatrix, but thats no reason why you should ignore me!
I trust you recieved my first mail, i hope my pubic hair bring you much enjoyment.
I hope you don't mistake me for some kind of scary, freak obsessive type. Cuz i'm really not.
Oh by the way i carved your name into my arm, the doctor says i have to stop licking it. But i didn't show him my chest so he couldn't say anything about my essay on why your thongs smell so nice.

I want to have your babies///\\\

-fark on! 'arf
2001-12-11 10:13:36 AM  
Argle!!! The Face looks retardeded!
2001-12-11 10:23:20 AM  
hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot. Did i mention hot?
2001-12-11 10:25:38 AM  
Still can't see them, unless she's turned into a little red X! ;)

Oh well, I'll just look when I get home. :)
2001-12-11 10:31:56 AM  
Is that a tattoo i see just above the "v"? Hmmmm?
2001-12-11 10:36:03 AM  
Feh. fark Britney Spears. I'd rather ram Carmen Elektra in the pooper than her.


Sorry for such vivid detail.
2001-12-11 10:43:23 AM  
hmm..tattoos in fron and back...
PS:"but that scene has been trimmed" -- was she?
2001-12-11 10:50:52 AM  
"Spiffey" she ain't. Inflatable dolls have more talent and personality.
2001-12-11 10:54:16 AM  
dude it was with sarcasam.... i know she puts out if not it confirms what i have always thought.. timberlake is a flamer
2001-12-11 10:59:02 AM  
Raise you're hand if you can't wait until her singing career goes in the toilet and she starts posing in Playboy!
2001-12-11 10:59:45 AM  
britney has been passed around like a joint in LA i whould never bend her over and do her backwards sloppy 100s or something...
2001-12-11 11:00:19 AM  
Look what the cat dragged in after he dragged it through a mile of shiat and then sprayed on it:

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-he who stacks pork
2001-12-11 11:00:20 AM  
Honestly though, that could easily be a look-a-like, her face seems to thin, eyes too big or something.
2001-12-11 11:07:35 AM  
I think this requires a *booty* tag.
2001-12-11 11:07:36 AM  
What is with the damn racoon makeup all the time ladies? Britanny, Tara Ried, etc. I think these girls need to understand the less is more. It looks like Justin punched her in both eyes - Not an attractive look (even the pants).
2001-12-11 11:18:25 AM  
Damn she looks skanked out there. Next up on the cover of Crack Whore magazine? Britney.
2001-12-11 11:35:01 AM  
Wasn't her mom just talking about how decent she is at her Las Vegas photo shoot? This should have an ironic tag, eh?
2001-12-11 11:48:44 AM  
a decent whore
2001-12-11 12:23:48 PM  
Weird, Black Hills HD is in my home town...didn't hear about her being there she is cats that knock her have to be crazy I guess to each their own...
2001-12-11 1:02:24 PM  
The showing underwear isn't a publicity stunt...

Supposedly it's fashionable to show your thong above low cut jeans like that. I've seen it in the clubs around St. Louis even, so it's probably been on the coasts for some time.
2001-12-11 1:11:26 PM  
Woody patrol! Down boy
2001-12-11 1:12:21 PM  
Triplenine: no, more like liars and jealous women ;)
2001-12-11 1:19:45 PM  
I don't think I could keep my pants that low while walking through a mall without constant attention to keeping them up, and that'd still be kind of tough.. either her hips must be pretty big(which it doesn't seem like) or she is definetly doing it for a publicity stunt..
2001-12-11 1:51:39 PM  
While acquiring secret data from Cosmopolitan magazine one afternoon, I learned that 'Butt-Cleavage' is apparently quite the rage right now.
2001-12-11 1:52:20 PM  
for girls, that is...
2001-12-11 2:05:43 PM  
JoeBangles: Thanks for adding that butt cleavage is for GIRLS only.

Jinx77: Whoa nelly! Nice pic. B&W is a nice touch.
2001-12-11 2:08:37 PM  
My friend is convinced that isn't her. I'm almost certain that it is. What do you guys think?
2001-12-11 2:12:40 PM  
Hmmmmm...... Butt-Cleavage!
2001-12-11 2:16:11 PM  
I don't think its Britney
2001-12-11 2:18:28 PM  
BoilerSpecial: reasons?
2001-12-11 2:21:02 PM  
Y'know what really bothers me about this phoney cock-teasing crack whore, is that my niece (and many other young girls) looks up to this skank-biatch as a role model. Great. Now my niece will be a slutty disease bag. I actually watched her do a performance for a few minutes on TV and the only thing that I found overwhelmingly easy to notice was how she's bouncing all over the stage with a microphone sticking out of her face, yet the pitch of her voice never wavered as she jumped around like an idiot. There's only one thing more cheap than lip syncing, and that's acting like you're not lip syncing. Sorta like claiming to be a virgin yet acting like a complete whore.
2001-12-11 2:46:26 PM  

Am I the only one here who clearly sees that that thong picture isn't real?!?!? Look's a total photoshop job. Come on, I know she is a crack whore, but even a crack whore sometimes knows when her pants are sliding down.

Word to your mother.
2001-12-11 3:04:25 PM  
Photoshop job? Shiat, i don't even think it is her, just another teeny bopper at the mall. Look at her face, side by side with an authetic pic from somewhere else. Its not her.
2001-12-11 3:09:10 PM  
shaftman i said "i wonder if the 1st pic was altered to show more thong..even with low cut pants it seems too much" above..
2001-12-11 3:30:58 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Plot outline: Deckard, a blade runner, has to track down and terminate 5 singers who hijacked a ship in space and have returned to earth seeking their maker.
2001-12-11 3:38:40 PM  
Is that the character from the famous childrens nature magazine - RANGER RICK!
2001-12-11 3:48:04 PM  
i would of given her a big wedgie
2001-12-11 4:36:27 PM  
[image from too old to be available] i dont know, for some reason i just wanted to post this and.... GTA3 RULES!!!

ok,im done,
2001-12-11 5:12:11 PM  
I bet there's some dude that enjoys doing her laundry (SNIFF SNIFF)
2001-12-11 5:41:34 PM  
Woohoo, my first link posted. :)

12-11-01 11:07:35 AM KonamiCode
I think this requires a *booty* tag.

Funny you should say that, in my original comments for the link I put "(we need a Booty tag)" at the end. :)
2001-12-11 5:52:00 PM  
The picture is an obvious photoshop
2001-12-11 5:58:41 PM  
Yeah, on hours of closer 'inspection' i have come to the conclusion that it is a photoshop... If you stare for long enough it starts to look real strange. The actual string part would be going slightly down the left hand side of her crack, the photoshop hasn't allowed for the angle the picture was taken at.

-farky fark
2001-12-11 6:16:48 PM  
Man, the SUN went and bought an altered photo, that rear one is obviously touched up to lower the pants line. Someone is laughing all the way to the bank.
2001-12-11 6:16:55 PM  
I can't belive nobody picked up on Thongbird!! Thongbird!!!

Get it??
2001-12-11 7:22:40 PM  
2001-12-11 7:40:13 PM  
If she wasnt famous we would all be dogging her for looking like a Springer reject. Aw Fark it, lets gog her anyways. The ass still gets an A+
2001-12-11 7:58:41 PM  
2001-12-11 9:23:07 PM  
Hey Porkstacker! You biatch! Wheres my money you freakin hooker?
2001-12-11 9:25:38 PM  
nothing this girl does is an accident. Corporate outlet. A little down the road she will come out with a line of thongs, or underwear in general. In a pre planned, profit drivin, pop(c) princess career, there are no accidents or surprises.
2001-12-11 9:31:02 PM  
yay im comment #101
2001-12-11 10:09:55 PM  
congrats fused
2001-12-11 10:32:56 PM  
Total skank, and no butt to speak of. A+? Whatever! Kids! You know I love 'em...
2001-12-11 10:56:29 PM  
This just in: Men have different ideas of beauty and sex appeal.

In startling news, it now appears that half of the males in the United States thinks Spears is a hot babe that they'd love to sleep with. The other half thinks she is a filthy whore who they wouldn't sleep with even if she came equipped with a paper bag. A related study finds that only 2% of United States actually purchase any of Spears music of merchandise.

Moral of the story? Think whatever you want, but come on, you have to realize that beauty is subjective, just because someone has a different opinion on her doesn't mean they are wrong or lack good judgement.
2001-12-11 11:00:45 PM  
Is she still claiming to be a virgin?
2001-12-12 12:47:02 AM  
For one thing she looks like a farking raccoon.

Wonder if you'd notice the thong moving if she farts...?

Still, that'd be a primo place to slide ice cubes or spill some liquid.... >:)
2001-12-12 1:45:24 AM  
maybe it's just me, but i'm REALLY not into g-strings...ick
2001-12-12 11:13:36 AM  
Shiromori ... she used to claim that she's a virgin, but now she just says, "that's personal" or something like that. so in other words...she's a slut now
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