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(Daily Mail)   Because if you're an A list celebrity couple and your kids love skateboarding, you certainly can't have them mingling with the common folk   ( divider line
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9076 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 20 Jun 2014 at 11:31 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-21 12:27:55 AM  
3 votes:
This reminds me of the time I bought an entire amusement park just so I wouldn't have to wait in line.
2014-06-20 11:47:05 PM  
2 votes:
Hell, my dad built a regulation pitching mound in our backyard so my brother could work on his pitching. All the common folk came over to see it.

/subby sounds butthurt
2014-06-21 03:27:29 PM  
1 vote:

REO-Weedwagon: Wealthy people like to insulate themselves from riff-raff. Being able to do that is one of the biggest draws of possessing wealth.

the Irony is that most of the riff raff isn't smart enough to know what the wealthy think of them.  the riff raff is convinced that they too will be wealthy one day so they let the wealthy get away with anything and even lick the asses for it.
2014-06-21 03:25:22 PM  
1 vote:

doctor wu: Presumptuous and judgemental headline reeks of butthurt.

and handing over your "democratic" government to the richest 2% of the population is f*cking Stupid.  you outed yourself without even realizing it.
2014-06-21 04:01:49 AM  
1 vote:
And because you are a use the cool tag
2014-06-21 03:09:10 AM  
1 vote:
I thought only Kennedys and Branch Davidians had compounds.
2014-06-21 03:04:37 AM  
1 vote:
Oh the bourgeoisie and their backyard pools.    Why don't you swim in the municipal pools with the rest of the proletariat?   What?   You're too good to swim in gallons of chlorinated urine like the rest of us?

And don't even get me started on basketball hoops in driveways.
2014-06-21 12:23:36 AM  
1 vote:
If I had that kind of money, I'd build a cool place with caves, waterfalls, pools, waterslides, gardens, ponds, artificial rain and thunder, indoor-boat rides and the entire thing would be tiki themed. Then I'd find some cute girls that wanted to be sister-wives and we'd spend the rest of my days having tickle fights, getting back-rubs, rewriting the Kama Sutra, watching movies, eating fine food and drinking fat wines. And I would give less than two farks what anyone thought... My main concern would be maintaining the place and trying to make extra sure my sister wives and our animal menagerie were as happy as we could all possibly be.  Imagine 'Witches of Eastwick' meets Playboy Mansion.
2014-06-21 12:10:15 AM  
1 vote:
If I had the money I'd build one for myself, who cares about the kids.  I did have a kick ass ramp in backyard growing up.  6 feet high, 16 feet wide, 20 feet of flat, 50 feet from edge of backdrop to backdrop..  Fast as hell and it had lights.  Also owned a part of a vert ramp on the edge of town that had another mini ramp with a hip.

I guess I did have my own skatepark.
2014-06-21 12:06:38 AM  
1 vote:
I wonder how many Cambodian orphans could have been saved for even 10% of the price of this indulgence?
2014-06-20 11:46:11 PM  
1 vote:
The Girl Interrupted star

Of all the movies she's done THAT'S the one they go with?
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