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(Jalopnik)   Forty American performance cars found in a Canadian barn. No word if a red Barchetta was found   ( divider line
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12146 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jun 2014 at 11:27 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-20 11:28:41 PM  
5 votes:
Were they performance cars or American cars?
2014-06-20 11:48:10 PM  
4 votes:
In other news, forty American cars found in a Canadian barn were recalled today...
2014-06-21 02:34:38 AM  
3 votes:
Someone told a computer program to merge a dildo with a PT Cruiser and invented the Prowler.
2014-06-20 11:32:18 PM  
3 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Hollie Maea: Were they performance cars or American cars?

Ha! America sucks!

Seriously, though...look at the pictures.  They are all like 80s mustangs and 90s corvettes.  I saw every last one of those cars on my way home from work today.
2014-06-21 12:38:10 AM  
2 votes:
EllocoEver seen or smelled the inside of a vehicle infested with mice? The entire interior of them is wasted.

I will not allow your anti-rodent bigotry to go unchallenged
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2014-06-21 12:00:33 AM  
2 votes:
I guess there are worse things people have wasted their money on , fur sink maybe or an electric dog polisher.
2014-06-20 11:35:15 PM  
2 votes:
Ohhhhhh! 3 Ford GTs, pants tightening!....
And 4 Plymouth Prowlers... annnd it's gone.
2014-06-20 09:11:54 PM  
2 votes:
They probably had trouble getting those big American cars across all those one-lane bridges...
2014-06-21 03:23:51 AM  
1 vote:
Obviously this guy had more money than sense... or just really bad taste in vehicles. I'd be more impressed with 1 Ferrari in a barn find than 40 'Merican muscle cars. If I were the one to make this find, I would call up every redneck I know and tell them I'm having one hell of a barn sale. Take the cash and buy hookers and blow... oh yeah, and a nice car.
2014-06-21 01:52:43 AM  
1 vote:

ChadM89: Know how I know you don't know anything about Camaros?

I know!  It's because he spelled it "Camero" and didn't say biatching in front of it.

I am pretty sure that's how you knew.
2014-06-21 12:01:44 AM  
1 vote:

BitwiseShift: Is that a Canadian (Imperial) plethora or a US plethoria (approx. 40)?

Canada uses the metric system so multiply by 5/8.
2014-06-21 12:00:51 AM  
1 vote:

BitwiseShift: "plethora of Mustangs and Thunderbirds . . ."

Is that a Canadian (Imperial) plethora or a US plethoria (approx. 40)?

Jew are no El Guapo, mang.
2014-06-20 11:55:14 PM  
1 vote:
"plethora of Mustangs and Thunderbirds . . ."

Is that a Canadian (Imperial) plethora or a US plethoria (approx. 40)?
2014-06-20 11:54:51 PM  
1 vote:
2014-06-20 11:49:15 PM  
1 vote:

Glitchwerks: Hollie Maea: These are not remarkable cars...the only rare one is the prowler, and just because it's rare doesn't make it a good car. Most underwhelming "barn find" ever.

3 Ford GTs are not remarkable or rare?

They're ok.  Better than a farking 2002 Camero.  But nowhere near the level of "AMAZING BARN FIND!!!".  Of course the multiple mid 2000s F150s were HARLEY DAVIDSON EDIITON so that makes them really cool.

I didn't look through the whole list.  Did he get some Ford Explorers, Eddie Bauer edition?
2014-06-20 11:43:57 PM  
1 vote:
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Take your spaceship back to your home planet, man.
2014-06-20 11:42:11 PM  
1 vote:
So, supposedly the car salesman with $1m in his pocked religiosly buys cars over a number of years and fails on the whole securing the colleciton and maintaining the collection thing?  Even if that salesman was a family member that person would surely follow up on the second part of my question.
2014-06-20 11:30:41 PM  
1 vote:

Hollie Maea: Were they performance cars or American cars?

Ha! America sucks!
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