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(Orlando Sentinel)   How embarrassing will it be to think that you're going to be known in prison as the guy who tried to kill someone with grits?   ( divider line
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2014-06-20 09:01:35 PM  
2 votes:
No Al Green reference?
I am disappoint
2014-06-20 09:40:54 AM  
2 votes:
Were they magic grits
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2014-06-20 11:42:02 AM  
1 vote:

H31N0US: Instant grits?

No self respecting southerner uses instant grits.
2014-06-20 10:10:23 AM  
1 vote:
Can't believe the law wants to charge this guy with attempted murder. If anything, in the south, you'd think they'd charge the victim of the assault for ruining a good batch of grits.
2014-06-20 10:10:00 AM  
1 vote:
I'm guessing grits will be off the menu in whatever prison this guy ends up in.
2014-06-20 09:54:06 AM  
1 vote:

It would be far better be known as the man who HAD killed someone with grits.

Just sayin'.


"Hey, dog...don't fark with that one. Dude killed a man with grits. With GRITS, SON!"
2014-06-20 09:54:00 AM  
1 vote:
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You gotta watch where you throw that thing!
2014-06-20 09:46:48 AM  
1 vote:
True, grits can be painful..

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2014-06-20 09:46:14 AM  
1 vote:
Instant grits?
2014-06-20 09:41:20 AM  
1 vote:
It would be far better be known as the man who HAD killed someone with grits.

Just sayin'.
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