bearded clamorer: Why did the Neanderthal cross the road?What road?
Smeggy Smurf: bearded clamorer: Why did the Neanderthal cross the road?What road?Homo Sapiens invented roads. It was the government that invented neglecting them. Thanks Taft!
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The Neanderthals evolved into Walmart customers. No one noticed.
Bindyree: There once was a caveman named DaveHm. That's pretty much the only unexpurgated line of that entire limerick.
Rev. Skarekroe: Ahem.HOMO ERECTUSAlright, we can all go home now.
Sol Herschberger: Mikey1969: apesDon't let them know that humans are apes, or they might start flinging their feces at you.
KierzanDax: Rev. Skarekroe: Ahem.HOMO ERECTUSAlright, we can all go home now.[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x388]Dumbledore: "Harry, a little help, please."Potter: "Do I have to professor?"Dumbledore: "Yes. I'm old, Harry. One can always use a bit of help."Potter: "Fine. HOMO ERECTUS!"Dumbledore: "Ah, there he is. Thank you, Harry. Now, would you please send in Professor McGonagall?"
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