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(Daily Mail)   Former porn star to run for school board... and you've already clicked the link before I can say that the former porn star is a dude   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2014-06-20 04:32:23 AM  
2 votes:
My only porn star CSB:

On a business trip to L.A., our group of about twelve was having dinner at a nightclub. Ron Jeremy was also there for dinner.

One of our guys asks the waiter to ask Ron to stop by our table to say hello. The waiter returns to say he'd be happy to after he was finished eating. About 20 minutes later, Ron stops by our table, makes small talk, he was a super cordial guy.

One guy gets up the nerve to ask for his autograph. Ron says "Sure, but only if I can sign your head" (the guy was bald). He says of course! So Ron whips out a Sharpie, signs his bald head, and says goodnight.

We get back to the hotel, and only then do we realize he had signed his name completely reversed... we had to view the guys' head in the mirror to read it. It was perfectly legible. Ron dashed it off in less than 3 seconds like it was nothing. Unfortunately no pictures!

/end CSB
2014-06-20 02:38:52 AM  
2 votes:
And the speeches would go like:

"Bright high schoolers, you are the future. But times are tough, and the recession isn't going away. College is great, but start considering a gig with Teens For Cash, Max Hardcore, Bang Bus, and Bookworm Biatches, and one day you too can pay for college! Keep your head up high, but more importantly keep it down there. Keep your minds open and your holes even wider!"

Parents love it when you talk to the youth in language they can understand.
But, if I have to vote for any Florida porn star that can truly reach out to the parents:

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/The MILF Hunter, of course
2014-06-20 02:16:35 PM  
1 vote:

uknesvuinng: It sucks the porn career will probably be used against him, because he sounds like he actually knows what the hell he's talking about, and that's a rarity for school boards.

His math tutoring must be fun though.  If Cindi has two cocks in her mouth and one in her ass, how many cocks are in Cindi all together?

Obvious answer:  4... because of course, she is a transformer....
2014-06-20 07:33:21 AM  
1 vote:
Also goes by the stage name 'Buck Naked'.

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2014-06-20 02:44:10 AM  
1 vote:

Paris1127: Yet her breasts say America... Someone should give her a geography lesson...

I just wonder which continent Canada is in. North something. Hmm.
2014-06-20 02:30:38 AM  
1 vote:

Boo_Guy: "Former porn star is running for new role as a school board member... and he wants better sex in school"

Yea well Toronto has Nikki Benz running for mayor
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Yet her breasts say America... Someone should give her a geography lesson...
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