gopher321: Anybody who doesn't answer "flight" is a moron. There, I said it.
MaliFinn: R.A.Danny: MaliFinn: Those aren't superpowers, they're traits.If your traits make you billions they can certainly be considered superpowers.No. There's nothing superhuman about having money.
jayessell: I'd like to know where stuff is.Oh... My key are under that junk mail I meant to throw out.Hey! Buried treasure!D.B. Cooper? Dead.They'd call me the Know Where Man!
Sin_City_Superhero: Y'all are thinking too small. Why just ONE superpower? Why not flight, invisibility, knowing the future, AND a giant cock?
Snarfangel: MaliFinn: R.A.Danny: MaliFinn: Those aren't superpowers, they're traits.If your traits make you billions they can certainly be considered superpowers.No. There's nothing superhuman about having money.What about $uperman?
DjangoStonereaver: I've always skewed toward nigh invulnerability myself...
Eskaminagaga: I would choose Wolverine style healing. You would get the immortality with it as well as the ability to live forever. With all of the time in the world, you could accomplish whatever you set your mind to.
ciberido: Eskaminagaga: stonicus: Eskaminagaga: stonicus: Eskaminagaga: This not even including how the photons hitting your eyes would half, making it excessively dark.You would still light travelling at its normal speed, c.I agree with 'c' approximately being 300,000,000 meters per second. Now if one of those seconds is equal to two of your seconds, then the speed would be about 150,000,000 meters per second. Considering light is made of photons, those would slow, thus less would hit your retina per second. This is a similar reason as to why cameras need a longer exposure time in darker environments to get a decent picture.Nope. You'd still see it as 'c'. That's how relativity works, and it's been verified. No matter how fast or slow you move through spacetime, you will perceive light as travelling at 'c'.Yeah, it is part of the particle/wave duality of light. It still doesnt change the fact that there would be less photons interacting with your retina which you would percieve as a darker environment.No, again, the NUMBER of photons would not decrease. The ENERGY of each photon might decrease. The light would probably be red-shifted into invisibility, which more or less amounts to the same net result. Without some sort of work around, you'd have no visible light with which to see anything.This, again, is assuming that relativity still works the way we think it does even with your time-distortion field or whatever superpower it is we're discussing.
Carn: SpiceWeaselElzar: I've always wanted the power to make people crap their pants. Cut me off in traffic? Crap your pants. Act like a jerk on the phone? How bout some crap in those pants? Wouldn't be long before everyone knew what you were all about either. Then people would be falling over themselves trying to be helpful, so I wouldn't make them crap their pants. Just saying, you could use that super power several times daily.This is great. You could also control what kind of poop they pooped in their pants. Minor infraction? Big old log. Bankers? Pretty much constant projectile diarrhea.
Headso: super intelligence is the best power because you could invent and build technology to make all other superpowers, come on brehs think!
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