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(Mother Nature Network)   Eight ways to make your morning more pleasant and productive. This list can't be right because it says nothing about drinking a bloody mary to take the edge off of the previous night's activities   ( divider line
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2014-06-18 06:14:27 PM  
1 vote:

bump: 9:30 Take Ambien/Valium combo

There's your problem.  Smoke pot instead.
2014-06-18 06:02:16 PM  
1 vote:
The alcohol isn't to take the edge off last night... it's to remove the edge for today.
2014-06-18 05:26:15 PM  
1 vote:
Oh for farks sake is this the list for rich housewives??? LOL.

heres my list and there's nothing pleasant about it.

6:15 alarm goes off
6:45 after a few hits of the snooze button I'm in the shower
7:00 out the dizzoor
8:30 arrive in the office after a 1.5hr blood vessel straining, traffic filled commute. I am already shot for the day but I have a minimum of 10 hours of soul sucking interactions with clients judging my teams creative work.
8:35 I try to eat a quick breakfast but I make it about 5 minutes in MAX before some BS emergency hits. Sometimes more than one.
8:35-noon try and get enough work done so I can rest for 15 minutes while I eat my lunch.(rarely happens something always comes up)

Is this shiat pleasant and productive enough for you hippies at the Mother nature Network?? Now if only I could "set my alarm to 8:15 instead" you spoiled twats.
2014-06-18 04:27:23 PM  
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Shamelessly slinking back into your own bed for a nap after a night of debauchery isn't on the list?
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