Catlenfell: Her car has an Interlock device, thats what she needed the kids for./Also just have your daughter get her permit, then she can drive your drunk ass to the store.
jehovahs witness protection: It's called drink driving.She looks British.
WTFDYW: She's from W.Va. Where's her moonshine still out back?
trippdogg: ...but then admitted she'd taken Suboxone and Xanax earlier in the day.I can't believe a doctor would prescribed that combination - something like a methadone and morphine cocktail.
Salmon: She looks like that chick the other day that was pants-less or giving out blowjobs, it gets hard to keep them all straight as we head into summer fun season.
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