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(Think Progress)   From the you have got to be kidding me files: Fox News Praises George W. Bush's Ability To Anticipate Problems In Iraq   ( thinkprogress.org) divider line
    More: Asinine, Martha MacCallum, Prime Minister of Iraq, Andrew Card, Secretary of Defense Robert Gates, world leaders, Maliki, President George W. Bush, U.S. military  
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2014-06-17 12:22:12 PM  
Fox News Praises Bill Buckner's Ability To Field a Routine Ground Ball in a Pressure Situation
2014-06-17 12:26:42 PM  
Fox News praises Joss Whedon's Ability to Create Television Shows With Massive Popularity Despite a Lack of Critical Acclaim
2014-06-17 12:27:20 PM  
FOX News Praises Harold's Ability to Withstand the Norman Invasion.
2014-06-17 12:29:31 PM  
Fox News Praises The Cast And Crew of "Caddyshack" For Making A Classic American Film Without the Help Of Recreational Narcotics
2014-06-17 12:30:36 PM  
Fox News Praises Marie Antoinette Empathy for the Less Fortunate
2014-06-17 12:35:09 PM  
Fox News Praises Archduke Ferdinand's Driver For Navigating the Crowded and Troubled Streets of Sarajevo Without Incident
2014-06-17 12:58:20 PM  
Fox News Praises Titanic's Ability to Withstand an Iceberg Collision
2014-06-17 12:58:24 PM  

what_now: Fox News Praises Marie Antoinette Empathy for the Less Fortunate

Wrong person. The phrase was possibly invented by Jean-Jacques Rousseau in his dubious autobiography, or created by the peasantry to libel her (she had to put up with a LOT of libel). There's no evidence Antoinette ever said it.
2014-06-17 01:08:41 PM  
Fox News Praises Flame Retardence of The Hindenburg
2014-06-17 01:09:30 PM  

Saborlas: There's no evidence Antoinette ever said it.

So Fox News is sure to run with it!!

And she may not ever have said it, but she certainly did have fake peasant cottage with sheep and cows, where she could go and play with the animals after someone had cleaned them and pretend that she was a simple shepherdess

I imagine the actual peasants- who were starving- weren't thrilled with that.
2014-06-17 01:09:38 PM  
Fox news praises Frank Miller for his progressive treatment of female characters.
2014-06-17 01:09:53 PM  
Must have been rough to have the same name as the former President and have known the Iraq was a looming clusterfark.
2014-06-17 01:24:08 PM  
Fox News praises Bernie Madoff's business ethics.
2014-06-17 01:25:48 PM  
Fox News praises space shuttle Challenger's ability to withstand O-Ring failure,
2014-06-17 01:31:18 PM  
Fox News Praises Hitler's Ability to Anticipate Problems in Russia
2014-06-17 01:36:18 PM  
Fox News Praises Vince McMahon for producing well written and classy family entertainment.
2014-06-17 01:50:33 PM  
FOX News Praises McDonald's Ability to Provide Healthful Food in Sensible Portions.
2014-06-17 01:53:26 PM  
I've seen this episode before.  It's where they figure out that the arsonist is a firefighter.
2014-06-17 01:55:18 PM  
Fox News Praises Bernie Madoff's Efforts to Prevent Foolhardy Investments
2014-06-17 01:59:11 PM  
Fox News praises Fox News for their ability to be Fair and Balanced®
2014-06-17 02:00:28 PM  
Fox News Praises Putin's Renewed Nationalism
2014-06-17 02:06:54 PM  
Fox News praises JFK for great catching ability
2014-06-17 02:07:03 PM  
Fox News Praises Bart Gunn's Boxing Prowess Against Seasoned Heavyweight
2014-06-17 02:07:25 PM  
Fox News praises the Catholic Church on their dedication to justice in the cases of abusive priests.
2014-06-17 02:10:47 PM  
Fox News praise OJ Simpson for his knife skills.
2014-06-17 02:10:57 PM  
Fox News praises Dewey's defeat of Truman.
2014-06-17 02:13:23 PM  
Fox News Praises Atlanta's Tireless Defense Against Sherman's Invading Army
2014-06-17 02:14:33 PM  
Fox News Praises Emperor Nero's Commitment to His Art
2014-06-17 02:23:43 PM  
Fox News praises Chevy Chase for his excellent cake handling skills
2014-06-17 02:25:51 PM  
2014-06-17 02:29:16 PM  

ManateeGag: Fox News praise OJ Simpson for his knife skills.

Fox News praises OJ Simpson's Determination to Find Real Killer.
2014-06-17 02:29:40 PM  
Fox News Praises Fark for the General Bonhomie of its Politics Tab
2014-06-17 02:34:12 PM  
Fox News praises Francisco Franco for not dealing with old age anymore
2014-06-17 02:40:20 PM  
Fox News Praises President Reagan for this handling of the Iran Contra Affair.

No, wait, that probably would happen.
2014-06-17 03:12:36 PM  
President Obama later urged Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki to accept American troops in Iraq after 2011, but after the Iraqis would not grant a status of forces agreement that would grant certain immunities to American soldiers, the U.S. military advised Obama to completely pull out of Iraq.

should have granted that status of forces agreement.
2014-06-17 03:17:59 PM  
Fox News Praises Ike Turner for his excellent relationship skills
2014-06-17 03:20:47 PM  
Fox praises Gen. Custer on his Sioux Indian management strategy.
2014-06-17 03:20:59 PM  

Saborlas: There's no evidence Antoinette ever said it.

Then it fits perfectly with praise from Fox.
2014-06-17 03:22:32 PM  

SlothB77: should have granted that status of forces agreement.

Probably, but Maliki didn't have the public support to pull it off.

Also, he's a stupid asshole for marginalizing all the Sunnis.
2014-06-17 03:38:27 PM  
That's some side-splitting comedy right there.
2014-06-17 03:40:11 PM  
Oh my god.  And this thread!

2014-06-17 03:45:35 PM  
Fox News Praises Rand Paul on his Recycling Program
2014-06-17 03:55:59 PM  

Diogenes: Fox News Praises Rand Paul on his Recycling Program


Guess that's one way to put it.
2014-06-17 03:57:41 PM  
Fox News praises Lorena Bobbitt's problem-solving abilities.
2014-06-17 04:01:46 PM  
Fox News Praises Mitt Romney for Being Able To Understand the Working Man.

/oh wait...that actually happened.
2014-06-17 04:08:38 PM  
For once they are correct. When you create the problem, it is actually possible to anticipate it.

For example, if you plan on hitting your head on a piece of brick, you can anticipate that there will be some pain.
2014-06-17 04:09:44 PM  
Okay, great. Now we're back to forgetting that Bush brokered our troops' withdrawal from Iraq.
2014-06-17 04:10:03 PM  
Sooner or later Iraqis needed to be responsible for their own country. They were not going to do it just because we spent another decade there.
2014-06-17 04:10:45 PM  
Fox News praises viewers ability to predict the next word that would come out of Hodor's mouth.
2014-06-17 04:11:18 PM  
Fox News praises Sarah Palin's determination and persistence.
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